I am seriously confusing myself about light-dependent stage, light independent stage and the calvin cycle, does anyone know how to put it simply or make it make sense.:) help

i am seriously confusing myself about light-dependent stage, light independent stage and the calvin cycle, does anyone know how to put it simply or make it make sense.:) help
Personally I prefer synthesis based on this Calvin cycle above the "other" one! :D :D :D
http://www.bikeforest.com/calvin_and_hobbes.gif

Sorry : I could not resist that!
;)

Lol that's kind of funny, and weird answer but I like :)