THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

I was watching my wife, fresh from her shower and standing in front of the
Mirror, complaining to me that her breasts seemed too small.

Instead of my characteristically telling her that it's not so, I
Uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds".

Willing to try anything, she fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in
Front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.

"How long will this take?" she asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," I replied.

She stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my
breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?", she asked.

Without missing a beat, I said, "Worked for your bum, didn't it?"

I'm still alive... and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again,
Although I will probably continue to take meals through a straw.

Hmmmm : now what is your question here ? Do you want me to feed you the next three weeks while you still are on liquid food? :D

Lmao. Very funny!

When you become a man of my age, you just know better. It ain't worth it to mess with them Brudda.

That is the kind of funny thought that you keep to yourself to avoid the couch! LOL

I sooo knew where that was going, but still great. :)