What grows between your nose and your chin?


Tulips! :)



Why did the easter egg hide?

He was a little chicken!!


What do you call a dumb bunny?


A hare brain!!


Why is the letter A and flower alike?


A B-ee comes after it!

;) Happy Eater! :) Happy Easter! ;) Happy Easter :)


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I Know Something





I figured that at age seven it was inevitable for my son to begin having doubts about Santa Claus. Sure enough, one day he said, "Mom, I know something about Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy."
Taking a deep breath, I asked him, "What is that?"
He replied, "They're all nocturnal."

One Easter Sunday




One Easter Sunday in a large Baptist church in Birmingham, Al. the minister decided to have all the young children come forward to the front of the sanctuary in their new Easter outfits for a quick "children's sermon." He couldn't help but notice one especially pretty little blond-haired, blue-eyed girl about five or six years old. She was wearing a beautiful white frilly dress, with rows and rows of ruffles head to toe. But she had such a sad expression on her face.
Trying to cheer her up, the minister called her by name, and said "you look SO lovely this morning. And I know you will wear that dress a lot because it is SO gorgeous."
Sadly, she shook her head, and said, "no, preacher, I won't ever wear this dress again."
Naturally, he couldn't imagine that response... so he said, "but, honey, you look so beautiful in that dress."
The little girl said, "well, thank you preacher, but I will never wear this dress again."
The minister said, "well, I just have to ask you WHY... when it is so pretty."
She very matter of factly (and in a rather LOUD voice) replied, "because my momma says it's a PAIN to iron!!"

LOL that is funny... however it can't be any worse than having 7 sons... of which none can remember how to tie their tie... boy my fingers are sore on Sunday mornings