Timmy cuts off all of his fingers.He goes to the doctor:

-Doc!I've cut off my fingers!

-Were are they?

-Well,I didn't bring them!

-Why,what a foolish thing to do!We have technology,we could have put them back!Why didin't you bring them?

-Well,I couldn't pick them off the floor!

Lol nice one. Did you come up with that?

Daddy, I hate Billy!
Shuddup and eat what I put in front of you.

I'm running around in circles!
Shuddup or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.

No,I didn't come up with that :))i read it somewhere
But I;'m glad you liked it.

Way to go magprob ;)

LOL... nice one :-)

Where did you meet my brother-in-law?