A man robs a bank and takes hostages.

He asks the first hostage, "did you see me rob the bank"?

The hostage answers "yes".

The robber, promptly, shoots him in the head.

Then he asks the second hostage if he saw him rob the

Bank.

The hostage answers, "no, but my wife did".

Ha ha... obviously a loving couple :-)

LOL... you shouldn't talk about my family that way