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FallenFromGrace
Feb 28, 2008, 04:15 PM
Number 1
TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing.


Number 2
TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She's a f___ing bit__.


Number 3
TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?


Number 4
TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No f___ing way.


Number 5
TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh___ing me!


Number 6
TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.


Number 7
TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my f___ing problem.


Number 8
TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the f___?


Number 9
TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won't work.


Number 10
TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the f___ didn't you tell me sooner?


Number 11
TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues.
INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__.


Number 12
TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die.


Number 13
TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.


Number 14
TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF: F__ it, I'm on salary.


Number 15
TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.


Number 16
TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This f___ing job sucks.


Number 17
TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the f___ died and made you boss?


Number 18
TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: He's a pr_ck.

George_1950
Feb 28, 2008, 04:21 PM
Lol ty; sending this to my red-headed daughter.

FallenFromGrace
Feb 28, 2008, 04:22 PM
Just a little professional advice!:D

friend4u178
Feb 28, 2008, 05:45 PM
Where I work you have to use the "INSTEAD OF's" or it wouldn't get done :-)

Scottish2008
Feb 29, 2008, 05:11 AM
LOL. Nice one FallenFromGrace. Keep them coming. :)

rpg219
Feb 29, 2008, 05:58 AM
Yep, those "Instead Of's" come out of my mouth quick, lol... I'll have to print this one and keep it in my pocket!

the1unv
Mar 22, 2008, 04:01 PM
LOL Im going to use those in the office

snowalps
Jul 23, 2008, 10:25 AM
Lol! Thas great! The instead of's are lot easier though.. I like them ;-)