For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.



1. Men are like.. Laxatives


They irritate the crap out of you.




2. Men are like Bananas


The older they get, the less firm they are.




3. Men are like Weather


Nothing can be done to change them.



4. Men are like... Blenders


You need One, but you're not quite sure why.




5. Men are like... Chocolate Bars


Sweet, smooth & they usually head right for your hips.




6. Men are like... Commercials


You can't believe a word they say.




7. Men are like Department Stores


Their clothes are always 1/2 off!



8. Men are like... Government Bonds

They take soooooooo long to mature.




9. Men are like... Mascara


They usually run at the first sign of emotion.





10. Men are like Popcorn


They satisfy you, but only for a little while.




11. Men are like Snowstorms


You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.



12. Men are like Lava Lamps


Fun to look at, but not very bright.





13. Men are like Parking Spots


All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Oh my goodness. I know it is not politically correct to laugh, but some of those are just funny. Thanks for sharing.

Feminazi.

Awww.. don't be like that! You didn't laugh? Even a little? Well, heck, I told guys to stay out... OK.. I changed the title to prevent further upset.:rolleyes:

Lmao. Nice one. Again one up for the women. It made me fall off my chair.

That's funny. I sent copies to my wife and my daughter, but not my son. He's only twenty and might be damaged by it.

Good Call, OG. We don't want him thinking about this joke on his next date.;)

Ha ha funny... I resemble those remarks.

I liked those... and Im a guy LOL