How do you chat someone up?
Do you use cheesey pick ip lines?
This is really just a forum game disguised as a question
You got to hit on the person above you like you were chatting up some beautiful girl/boy you just met

Your signature is really deep. Want to see how deep I can be?

Hehe

Pretend I'm Ken and I might check that for you.

How about we make that TWOguysinohio?

If you drink enough perhaps you can see double! Or maybe use a mirror?

Hey oneguyinohio, if you were onegirlingeorgia, we'd totally hit it off.

If I were onegirlingeorgia, I might be blessing you Funnysneezer...

... jesus this is getting inappropriate.

Kind of reminding me of lines that seem smooth when drinking, but otherwise questionable?

I have a MILLION AND A HALF of those.

1. I work in a research lab with animals (... they end up in surgery... and later sacrified)
2. I also work in a medical examiner's office (morgue)
3. I'm a med student.

Typical scene:

My buddy and I are at a bar... hanging out, catching up over a beer.

Girl comes up.

Girl: what do you guys do?
Buddy: I'm a consultant...
Me: I work at the morgue...
Girl: oh...
Me: and I work with mice.
Girl: (walks away)
Me: (yelling towards her) I'M GOING TO BE A DOCTOR!! HEY!! COME BACK!!

Next time a girl comes up

Girl: what do you guys do?
Buddy: I'm a consultant.
Me: and I work...
Buddy: (interrupts) he's a surgical resident.
Me: (nods)

That doesn't work?
Well id take you on the examining table...

Hey doctor I need some opperating, you just gave me a heart attack ;D

Might be a little racy: Is your daddy a terrorist cause you the bomb.

Hey raggablue,
How ragga or how blue can u actually be? I like it either way! ;-)

Ha I love this thread

No matter what you do to me I won't tell anyone ;)