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Homegirl 50
Feb 21, 2008, 06:31 AM
SEVEN KINDS OF SEX

Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.

The 1st kind of sex: Smurf Sex.

* This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both
Have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex: Kitchen Sex.

* This is when you have been with your partner for a short time,
And you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex: Bedroom Sex.

* This is when you have been with your partner for a long time.
Your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex: Hallway Sex.

* This is when you have been with your partner for too long.
When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."

The 5th kind of sex: Religious Sex.

* Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun
At night. (Very Popular)

The 6th kind of sex: Courtroom Sex.

* This is when you cannot stand your wife any more.
She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

And; Last, but not least,
The 7th kind of sex: Social Security Sex.

* You get a little each month, but not enough to enjoy yourself.

shygrneyzs
Feb 21, 2008, 07:25 AM
What a good way to start the morning. Smurf sex of all things. Lmao. Thanks!

friend4u178
Feb 21, 2008, 04:10 PM
LOL... no wonder so many couples break up , just to get back to Smurf sex again :-)

shygrneyzs
Feb 21, 2008, 04:43 PM
True, not enough Smurffiness. Lol.

Scottish2008
Feb 26, 2008, 06:23 AM
Lmao. They just keep on coming. Nice one.

the1unv
Mar 22, 2008, 04:18 PM
LOL At least I know Im still getting some... somehow