A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
He never heard the shot...

Smirk smirk smirk... I love this, Tuscany. Huge thank you for sharing.

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Lol nice one. I will have to keep this one for a future date. Lol

Ha ha... very funny :-)

LOL... very funny!