Do you have any of these?

Fishing boat?
http://jackson8.com/images/forposting/redneck/bassboat.jpg

Lazy cat?
http://jackson8.com/images/forposting/redneck/cat.jpg

Dog House?
http://jackson8.com/images/forposting/redneck/doghouse.jpg

Fancy Doorbell?
http://jackson8.com/images/forposting/redneck/doorbell.jpg

Engagement picture in your best shirt?
http://jackson8.com/images/forposting/redneck/engagementshirt.jpg

A confederate flag bikini?
http://jackson8.com/images/forposting/redneck/fashion.jpg

... more to come...

A grill?
http://jackson8.com/images/forposting/redneck/grill.jpg

Guest bedrooms?
http://jackson8.com/images/forposting/redneck/guestbedrooms.jpg

Horseshoes?
http://jackson8.com/images/forposting/redneck/horseshoes.jpg

Lawnmower?
http://jackson8.com/images/forposting/redneck/lawnmower.jpg

Mailbox?
http://jackson8.com/images/forposting/redneck/mailbox.jpg

Palm Pilot?
http://jackson8.com/images/forposting/redneck/palmpilot.jpg

Pet Carrier?
http://jackson8.com/images/forposting/redneck/petcarrier.jpg

Pickup Truck?
http://jackson8.com/images/forposting/redneck/pickup.jpg

Limousine?
http://jackson8.com/images/forposting/redneck/powerballwinner.jpg

Camper?
http://jackson8.com/images/forposting/redneck/powerballwinnervacation.jpg

Wedding Cake?
http://jackson8.com/images/forposting/redneck/weddingcake.jpg

Wedding Picture?
http://jackson8.com/images/forposting/redneck/weddingpic.jpg

Wedding Reception
http://jackson8.com/images/forposting/redneck/weddingreception.jpg

A wife who dresses up to go to Wal Mart?
http://jackson8.com/images/forposting/redneck/wifequote.jpg

And finally, do you have a yacht?
http://jackson8.com/images/forposting/redneck/yacht.jpg

... you might be a redneck. :)

OK, call me a redneck, but I say that chick in the confederate flag bikini is HOT!
That wedding cake looks pretty good too.

Can't find the rest of the ones I had

What is that saying - necessity is the mother of invention? Lol. Those rednecks are onto something.

I've just got to get one of those fancy doorbells. This is a MUST HAVE for my home. I wonder if they come in different doggy behinds? Do you think Lillian Vernon has them as it seems to be an item she definitely would have in her catalog of useless stuff. If not, maybe Speshiak Products?

Lol well theirs your sign. Keep it up people you make every ones day