I am trying to be more politically correct so have sworn off spanking my children. I've been instead taking them for a car ride to talk.

It's working!

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Sounds like the great method

Do you think these methods will effect my insurance rates?

Note to self: install good wipers.

I think I would prefer a good spanking

That's illegal. No car seat.