What are the best, or worst, jokes you've heard from a chrismas cracker, lollypop stick, fourtune cookie...

O, and from the title of the question I thought you wanted to hear jokes about crackers.

Maybe that's why this thread is so dry... do you know any jokes about crackers?

This goes in the worst category:

Q: Why is a duck?
A: Because one of it's legs is still the same!

I still don't get it :-)

This goes in the worst category:

Q: Why is a duck?
A: Because one of it's legs is still the same!

I still don't get it :-)
That is possibly the worst joke I have ever heard!? :p
Q;why is the sky so high?

that is possibly the worst joke i have ever heard!?!:p
Q;why is the sky so high?

OK I'm curious

There were two cannibals eating a clown and one says "Does this taste funny to you?"
No but seriously folks, I can't think of one situation that a cracker would find itself in that would end up as a joke. As a matter of a fact, it would take such a strech of the imagination to come up with a joke about a cracker that the joke would be so flimsy and non reality based that most people would think you were a flaming idiot. Take this for instance:
A cracker walks into a bar... Or: A cracker goes into a whorehouse... Or: There was a white cracker, and Black cracker and a Mexican cracker. You see what I mean? It just doesn't work.

LOL... I like that Mag

Two blondes walk into a bar... you'd have thought one of them had seen it.

What do you call a mob of white people in Alabama?
A lynching.

Are you back again, troll?

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