I'm trying to make some cute christmas gifts by having shirts made from an online site, but I'm stumped on what to put on them.

On mine the front will say, Because...
And the back will say, I'm the Bride and That's Why

I'm looking for one of the mother of the bride (my mom) thought about the front saying,
Mother of the Bride

And for the back, "Any Questions?"

The one I'm really stumped on is the maid of honor which is my fiance's 10 year old daughter.

Any suggestions?

Maid of honor - why me?

I hope these help!

FRONT - Bride
BACK - SWMBO (text message abbr for She Who Must Be Obeyed) GOT IT!?

FRONT - Maid of Honor
BACK - OMG! She didn't say I had to wear THAT dress!
BACK - Like you would expect someone less than a Princess?
BACK - Don't be fooled, I am still #1 with the Groom!
BACK - Now I have another person I can manipulate!

FRONT -Mother of the Bride
BACK - One more out the door!
Or
BACK - Now someone else can buy her shoes! (clothes, pay her cell phone bill etc whatever fits)
Or
BACK -Just waiting on Grandchildren now!
Or
BACK -Room for Rent Need to pay for Daughters wedding Please inquire.