Chery
Nov 16, 2005, 10:28 AM
=: How to Tell the Sex of a Fly :=
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking
around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies" he responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" she asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 females" he replied.
Intrigued, she asked "How can you tell?"
He responded "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking
around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies" he responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" she asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 females" he replied.
Intrigued, she asked "How can you tell?"
He responded "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
[author unknown]
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/16/16_7_202.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZN) Come on, share some jokes too!
No matter how dreary your life is, humor can be good medicine sometimes..