I would like to nominate shakira, whenever, wherever song,

"Lucky that my breasts

Are small and humble

So you don't confuse
:p
Them with mountains"
Another one

"Leaving was never my proud" R.E.M.S leaving New York
Sorry, Michael, but we scoured all of our reference books, and "proud" just doesn't wash as a noun. Lions do live in prides, but we don't see the relevance.

How about Joe Nichols' country classic?

"Them panty-hose ain't gonna last to long, if the DJ puts BonJovi on. She might come home in a table cloth, yeah tequila
makes her clothes fall off."

LOL, Well that goes up there with the worst lyrics ever!! Oh another one Eminem

I ain't never seen

An a$$ like that

The way you move it

You make my pee-pee go

'Doing-doing-doing'"

--Eminem's ' Like That' What is he 4 years old?

Yeah I'm going to step on some sentimental toes, as these were tied to the early mtv "revolution"... but still...

Lets start with...

Fish heads, fish heads
Rolly, polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads
Eat them up. Yum!

Fish Heads - Yahoo! Video (http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=20379&fr=yfp-t-501)

Then there's the much better 80's punk-ish song Turning Japanese... a much better song, and fun to sing, but still... the lyrics aren't what most would say are top notch... I s'pose I'm including this because its fun to watch the old video too...

MySpaceTV Videos: The Vapors "Turning Japanese" by Mathieu (http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=6748812)

Lets start with...

Fish heads, fish heads
Rolly, polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads
Eat them up. Yum!


Wow totally forgot about barnes and barnes... lmao... I remembered why I forgot about this song after I was reminded of this video!! We actually loved this... I guess we were all fish heads for thinking this was cool...

OMG!!
Fish Heads - Yahoo! Video (http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=20379&fr=yfp-t-501)[/QUOTE]

Loudon Wainwright III had a gem called, "Dead Skunk"

Crossin' the highway late last night
He should have looked left and he should have looked right
He didn't see the station wagon car
The skunk got squashed and there you are!

You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high Heaven!

Take a whiff on me, that ain't no rose!
Roll up yer window and hold yer nose
You don't have to look and you don't have to see
'Cause you can feel it in your olfactory

You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high Heaven!

Yeah you got yer dead cat and you got yer dead dog
On a moonlight night you got yer dead toad frog
Got yer dead rabbit and yer dead raccoon
The blood and the guts they're going to make you swoon!
You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high Heaven!

C'mon stink!

You got it!
It's dead, it's in the middle
Dead skunk in the middle!
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high heaven!
All over the road, technicolor man!
Oh, you got pollution
It's dead, it's in the middle
And it's stinkin' to high, high Heaven!

I want 2 nominate the spice girls.. who remembers them can't believe theyv reformed.. wth the classic:

I reallly really reallhy want to zig-a-zig-ah does that mean anythng?

B.E.P.'s

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)

followed by...

I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

and...

Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin' at my lump, lump.
You can look but you can't touch it,
If you touch it I'ma start some drama,
You don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama

just in case we didn't know what it was about...

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
In the back and in the front (lumps)

and still...

What you gon' do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I'ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.

=P

Just found this... but not mainstream, double platinum so not the same...

YouTube - The Laugh Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF4JTd61xco)

And who could EVER forget samwell's What (in the butt)... sorry, he just creeeeeeeps me out... again, not mainstream off the shelf music...

Samwell - "What What (In the Butt)" Video (http://jwhbblogpod.vodpod.com/video/105055-samwell-what-what-in-the-butt)

"Slowly walking down the hall / Faster that a canonball" Oasis, Champagne Supernova;

Stolen from THIS ARTICLE (http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/music/article1678369.ece),
If you read it, make sure you read the comments too, some brilliant suggestions in there too!

I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world...

There's just too much to choose from...

"There's an insect

In your ear

If you scratch

It won't disappear!

U2 Staring at the sun!

"Time is like a clock

in my heart"

--Culture Club's 'Time (Clock of the Heart)'


Awesome analogy. Time is soooo like a clock, because, well, it's freakin' time

Here's some SACRED ground... my wife's italian relatives would string me up for talking smack about a classic... but OK...

"when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie... that's amore!"

OK so the moon looks bigger when you're in love, but really... like pizza?? So when you are having culinary celestial hallucinations, that's when you are in love? Can I get it with cheesy crust and a garlic dip on the side?

heres some SACRED ground... my wifes italian relatives would string me up for talking smack about a classic...but ok...

"when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie... that's amore!"

ok so the moon looks bigger when youre in love, but really... like pizza??? so when you are having culinary celestial hallucinations, thats when you are in love? can i get it with cheesy crust and a garlic dip on the side?

LOL that is hilarious, never thought about that one, but your right, I came up with this topic because the other day I was driving and I can't recall what song was playing, but I remember saying whoever wrote the lyrics wasseriously on something, and I can't think of what song it was so I started thinking back to older songs, and new song lyrics and said to myself wow how many more songs I can think of with bad lyrics.. and You are bringing up some that I totally forgot about... lol too funny!

"when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie... that's amore!"



Yeah, it's stupid - but Dean Martin was a Class A Crooner.

Karma karma karma karma karma chamelion, you come and go, you come and go?? Lol its stupid and ets not forget the classic that is...

I like big buts and I cannot lie,
You other brothers can't deny
When a girl walks in
With an itty bitty waist
And that round thing in your face
You get sprung
Got to pull up chuck...
U get the drift... the whole song is ridiculous! But good entertainment

They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa
From: Dr. Demento's Delights
Warner Bros. 1975 BS 2855 0698
Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to
Leave because I'd go berserk? Well...
You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see
I've gone completely out of my mind.. And..
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be
Happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're
Coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!

You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said
That losing you would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT??
I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed and
Laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad... And..


They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa,
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
Weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
Coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you pay me back
For all my kind unselfish loving deeds.. Huh?
Well you just wait, they'll find you yet and when they do they'll put you
In the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!! And...

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy
To see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming
To take me away, ha-haaa!!
To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
Weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
Coming to take me away, ha-haa!!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time... (fade out)

Hey, buddy!
Yes officer..
You a head?
No, but I'm catching up, ha ha ha...

Original recording by Napoleon XIV

What about this from "Silverchair" song Without you.

You brighten my life like a polystyrene hat
But it melts in the sun like a life without love

Hahaha there are 100s, but I can't believe no one has mentioned Ice Ice Baby yet! I mean come on...

"Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle"
"I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon"

Hahaha and then he says "Take heed 'cause I'm a lyrical poet" (yeah... right... )
:rolleyes:

Britney Spears: 'Im not a girl, not yet a woman'

"Don't Eat The Yellow Snow" by Frank Zappa:

YouTube - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow - FRANK ZAPPA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2nJn6rZdtI)

Pure demented genius. Great video too, kind of like a hyper-caffeinated version of South Park. :)

"Don't Eat The Yellow Snow" by Frank Zappa:

YouTube - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow - FRANK ZAPPA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2nJn6rZdtI)

Pure demented genius. Great video too, kind of like a hyper-caffeinated version of South Park. :)


Lol, :-)

I see no one has posted in awhile, but how 'bout this!

Raindrops keep falling on my head,. just like the guy who's feet are too big for his bead,. nothing seems to fit, those, raindrops keep falling on my head... they keep falling.

Or if you want really strange crazy lyrics?.

YouTube - Dr. Hook - Freakin' At The Freakers Ball (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgCqJu8g4jw&feature=related)

*Can we say... how high are you? *

The Rockafeller Skank by Fatboy Slim
All he says in the whole song is
Right About Now
"The Funk Soul Brother, Check It Out Now
The Funk Soul Brother, Right About Now
The Funk Soul Brother, Check It Out Now
The Funk Soul Brother, Right About Now
The Funk Soul Brother, Check It Out Now
The Funk Soul Brother, Right About Now
The Funk Soul Brother, Check It Out Now
The Funk Soul Brother, Right About Now
The Funk Soul Brother, Check It Out Now
The Funk Soul Brother, Right About Now
The Funk Soul Brother, Right About Now
'bout now
'bout now
'bout now"

Here's my two all time nominations:

YouTube - Richard Harris - MacArthur Park (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHS8hj4TdT8)

YouTube - Bee Gees - I Started A Joke (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2HOiMeDOrs)

Here's my two all time nominations:

YouTube - Richard Harris - MacArthur Park (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHS8hj4TdT8)

YouTube - Bee Gees - I Started A Joke (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2HOiMeDOrs)

LMAO!. I can't believe I didn't think of those two! :rolleyes: So many people have sang MacArthur Park too... what the heck was the guy who wrote it on? LOL! Why did he leave his cake out in the rain?. silly man! LOL! You just reminded me of another song though. Hee hee... I'm going to go find it!

Brace yourself for the video... might make you dizzy! LOL!. and what was Cher thinking?. that LSD must have been sum gooood stuff... HAHAHAHA!!

YouTube - Elton John - Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcKNVMrQBsA)

... and try this one on for size! I used to know this song word for word... LOL!. took me a whole Saturday afternoon... haha!


YouTube - Reunion - Life Is a Rock (But the Radio Rolled Me) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16kh-AP4OCU)

Blood Sex And Booze-Green Day

Waiting in a room
All dressed up and bound and gagged
To a chair
It's so unfair
I won't dare move, for the pain
She puts me through is what I need
So make it bleed

I'm in distress, oh mistress
I confess so do it one more time
These handcuffs are too tight
You know I will obey, so please
Don't make me beg
For blood, sex and booze you give me

Some say I'm disturbed
But it's what I deserve, another lesson
To be learned... from a girl called kill
My head is in the gutter
Thank you sir, strike up another mandolin
Of discipline
Throw me to the dogs
Let them eat my flesh down
To the wood
It feels so good

YouTube - Green Day vid (Blood, Sex and Booze (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MaOw41q_N4)