In early 2002...
We get middle aged menopausal women who have raised their kids and had enough of their husband & in-laws and dealing with the dilemas they imposed on us through the years and are ready for some drastic change in their mid life crisis.
We wear burkas and join the Iraq-harem-scarem.com dating website. Bin Laden chooses us and we, his new harem scares him. I think we could line the inside of our burkas with some grenades and take care of it all in no time and bring our sons home!

Think any chances of this working?
Who is with me on this??

Cute idea. There's just one problem.

OBL's gay. So's Ahmadinejad.

The "girls" they would want all have male reproductive organs and deep voices.

Elliot

K then da middle age women can send their husbands :)
I thought the terrorists just claimed they have "NO GAYS"?

They'd do better to dress in goat skin.

K then da middle age women can send their husbands :)
I thought the terrorists just claimed they have "NO GAYS"?

Yeah. Did you laugh as hard as I did when Mymood Imsosadimmad said that? I almost busted a gut laughing.

You know this is goofy enough to work! I volunteer! Lol