One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and

He saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he

Rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.



Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says "You Chinese people

bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here."

The astonished Chinese man replied "It was not the Chinese who

bombed your Pearl Harbor , it was the Japanese".



"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied

Spielberg.



In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says "You sank

the Titanic; my forefathers were on that ship."



Shocked, Spielberg replies "It was the iceberg that sank the

ship, not me."

The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all

the same."

That's amazing. And I suppose Robert Hindenberg was the singer for German Zeppelin, a rip off Led Zeppelin. Their only hit, "Whole Lotta Schnitzel"

That's amazing. And I suppose Robert Hindenberg was the singer for German Zeppelin, a rip off of Led Zeppelin. Their only hit, "Whole Lotta Schnitzel"

Very good Mag :-)

Haha, Nice one