Its true! One of my friends was on an excursion in perth city, when she saw a man walking with a stick of brocolli on a leash!
Any of you seen anything crazy like that?

What was your friend taking (better ? What was that man taking)

Lol I want what he's taking!
Actually, walking a stick of brocolli around the city sounds like something I would do.

Yes, it's true. That's what happens in a state of complete Socialism. The government does all your thinking for you and the next thing you know, the vegetable is mans best friend. I hear fruits are held in very high regard also.

That's what happens in a state of complete Socialism. Sweden seems nice.

Oh yes! The things they do with fruits and vegetables in Sweden would flabbergast you!

Oh yes! The things they do with fruits and vegetables in Sweden would flabbergast you!
I hope you don't have any thing to show us to back this statement up! LOL
Man and his loves... hmmm Cal, the things you share with us! ;)

I hope you don't have any thing to show us to back this statement up!! LOL
Man and his loves....hmmm Cal, the things you share with us!!;)

I don't have anything to back up any of my statements. Does that make them any less true?:confused:

I don't have anything to back up any of my statements. Does that make them any less true?:confused:
No... I just know you have lot's of things up your sleeve and I was hoping this wasn't one of them... LOL
Mag... David Allen Cole... YES!

Well, I don't have a cucumber up my sleeve... if that's what you're getting at!

No sir it wasn't what I was getting at... where is your head?

If I had a fruit up my sleeve, itd either be a kiwi fruit, or a slice of watermelon :)
What fruit would you have up your sleeve?

Hmmmmmm a jackfruit :D

Starwberries... or grapes!

Jackberries LOL :D

Jackapes... LOL

Prickly Pear Cactus.

We are sooo off subject here...

How do you stay on the subject of a man walking a vegetable on a leash? There is only so much one can say; however, if he and the veg were having a conversation, that would be different. Especially if the brocolli was talking back or they stopped and the brocolli took a dump. Then, you got a lively conversation. Since the OP did not mention that happening, we amble on, best we can.

Keep on moving on sweet... you are doing great!

What if the brocolli was swelling with some kind of... vegetable gass, maybe it could imitate movement and walking if it is being dragged along, and maybe make vegetably cute sounds as gass escapes occasionally?

Yea, and then it raised one of it's little broccoli legs and farted real loud and it smelled just like rotten cabbage!

Smelled like cabbage?
Mrs brocolli will be heartbroken!
He better cover up that smell before he finishes his walk!

Yes, but that's not all! I saw him out with a really nice tamata.

Wow! What a sleeze!
I heard it was a guy tamata too, that mr broccoli must be a real fruit ;)

No, he is a Bivegetable.

WEIRDO's

No, You're the WEIRDO.

Um... OK! I will let you be right... LET YOU... I said!

And besides that, he ate a cute little cucumber and got Burpies!

Cute little cucumber? How could that be?