Some more very short books AND their accompanying movie adaptations


1) The complete Iraqi WMD photo album
by Donald Rumsfeld

Original title: "Don't look at me! I thought WMD's were a deli sandwich!"

a great short film as well: YouTube - RUMSFELD'S BEST (http://youtube.com/watch?v=CEBu2FW7LB8)

2) What I recall about the firing of 7 US Attorneys
By Alberto Gonzales

Also released in Poland under the title: "Hey, I was told they were all just getting canned for sexual reasons!"

The gripping short film: YouTube - I Don't Recall - Alberto Gonzales Hearing (http://youtube.com/watch?v=gIgbJSrIvWc)

3) Field hunting safety manual for bird shooting
By Richard "D" Cheney

Original title: "On second thought, he did look pretty well dressed - for a quail!"

YouTube - *EXCLUSIVE VIDEO!* Cheney Hunting

4) The Post-Katrina Action manual - (rolled up sleeves included)
Also penned by Richard Cheney and "Brownie"

Was originally titled: "That low pressure system does look a bit...large!"

Very Short Film Version: YouTube - Heck of a job Brownie (http://youtube.com/watch?v=RO2xi0uLnj8)

4B) The tear-jerking sequel: YouThttp://youtube.com/watch?v=p3SemYQH-8o

4) The complete Bathroom Etiquette guide By Senator Craig (Idaho)

In paperbook in France it translates to: "The subtle allure of a wide stance."

The Short film: YouTube - If Larry Craig were Gay (http://youtube.com/watch?v=BHCrOtSzIBg)

5) I Have a Plan
By George W. Bush

(Sometimes confused with I have a dream.)

Original title: "Mission Accomplished."

And the film version by Dave Chapelle: YouTube - BLACK BUSH (http://youtube.com/watch?v=bxOzMz2jlrs)

Hehehe. Great post, Ash. Thank you!