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friend4u178
Oct 11, 2007, 05:19 PM
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was ideal for swimming, although he rarely did that anymore.

One evening he decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket with which to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or to make you get out of the pond naked."

Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral: Old men can still think fast

ChihuahuaMomma
Oct 11, 2007, 05:29 PM
Haha, nice...

By the way, I like your quote.

friend4u178
Oct 11, 2007, 05:30 PM
Thanks Future :-)

ChihuahuaMomma
Oct 11, 2007, 05:34 PM
No prob!

shygrneyzs
Oct 11, 2007, 06:21 PM
Good for him! Good joke. Thanks for sharing.

magprob
Oct 11, 2007, 09:09 PM
Really good joke and yes, your signature says it all. Very true.

friend4u178
Oct 11, 2007, 09:10 PM
Thanks Magprob!!

benn11
Oct 12, 2007, 06:46 AM
Hahaahaa, I heard this before but never better

CaptainRich
Oct 12, 2007, 06:49 AM
Very funny! I think I need a pond... where's my shovel?

ChihuahuaMomma
Oct 12, 2007, 05:19 PM
Very funny!! I think I need a pond.... where's my shovel??

LOL... if every pond came with skinnydipping women...

Chery
Oct 13, 2007, 03:57 AM
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