What's white and sits in the corner?
A fridge

What's white and can't climb trees?
Toothpaste

Why did the plane crash?
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you get an elephant in a fridge?
Open the door and put him in

How do you get a giraffe in a fridge?
Open the door take out the elephant and put him in

There is a jungle meeting of all the animals who isn't there?
The giraffe because he's in the fridge

How do you cross a crocadile infested river?
You swim - the crocs are at the jungle meeting.

OK it's true I'm easily entertained

I got the one about the tooth paste.