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Retroencabulator by Rockwell Automation Systems (http://www.flixxy.com/rockwell-automation-systems.htm)

Best line of knowledge!

I thought of the Girdle Spring first but Rockwell told me they had no practical application for it. I think they stole it from me. Do I have a case?

What was he talking about? Was it a fan or an adaptor?
*confused* *confused*

It's the new Retro Incavulator for inverse reactive current. I'm surprised you haven't heard about it. Completely revolutionary in its scope.

The more I read about it the funnier it gets.
Digital Retro Turbo Encabulator (http://www.prc68.com/I/DRTE.shtml)
I sometimes feel the same way after reading too many research papers

I thought of the Girdle Spring first but Rockwell told me they had no practical application for it. I think they stole it from me. Do I have a case?
Yes. I've reviewed all appropriate documents and you are, er, I meant you do have a case... :p

I am... that's what I thought.