Last night my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state dependent upon some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, please just pull the plug." She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out my wine. She's such a b*tch.

Well, she saw you dependent on a machine - the TV - and fluids - the wine. So she took you at your very literal word and did you the favor you asked for. That does not make her a the "b" word. Maybe you need to view what she did in perspective with her sense of humor.

This did not actually happen to me or anyone I know, it is just a joke. Hence, humor & comedy.

Well, she saw you dependent on a machine - the tv - and fluids - the wine. So she took you at your very literal word and did you the favor you asked for. That does not make her a the "b" word. Maybe you need to view what she did in perspective with her sense of humor.

Man, I love you Shy!:) Your response made me laugh more than the original joke. You make a good "strait man".