Your thoughts about REDNECKS, fill in the rest of this


You might be a REDNECK if________:D

You might be a REDNECK if________:D
... if you are a victim of identity theft... and your credit score goes up!

You might be a REDNECK if________:D
... if you mow the front lawn and find a broken down car!

You might be a REDNECK if________:D
... if the estimated value of your pickup truck fluctuates with the fuel level!

If your porch collapses and kills more than 3 dogs.

If directions to your house include "turn off the paved road..."

If you drive a Supped up red truck

If you hear a mooo in the morning

If your family tree has no branches.

You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk

You go to your family reunion looking for a date

You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen Start your Engines".

Your Dad walks you to school cause he is in the same grade.


You wear a tube top to a funeral

People often mistake you for an Elvis impersonator

You cried the day your son tapped his first keg

You know how to fit 3 baby seats in the back of a Trans Am

You might be a redneck if:
You break your New Years resolution by eating a booger.

You can remember the entire NASCAR series schedule but can't remember your wife's birthday, kids birthday, or anniversary.
:) :D :o

You can remember every NASCAR driver and their car number but can't remember how old your children are

Your idea of good fishing involves the use of a boat, a net and dynamite.

You can't wait for the Saturday night square dance.

You put a Clapper on your headlights.

You don't change your socks until the first pair rots off.

You think OFF is a fine smelling cologne.

The idea for the Budweiser frogs came from listening to you and your friends trying to read the label on the bottle.

Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Moonlight Drive-in Theater.

Your thoughts about REDNECKS, fill in the rest of this


You might be a REDNECK if________:D


You cater a wedding reception by roasting a pig in the grave yard next to the church reception hall.

(this really happen)