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REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent... 12 Calories
Without her consent... 2,187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands... 8 Calories
With one hand... 12 Calories
With your teeth... 485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection... 6 Calories
Without an erection... 3,315 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary... 12 Calories
69 lying down... 78 Calories
69 standing up... 812 Calories
Wheelbarrow... 216 Calories
Doggy Style... 326 Calories
Italian chandelier.. . 2,912 Calories

ORGASMS:
Real... 112 Calories
Fake... 1,315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging... 18 Calories
Getting up immediately... 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately... 816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:

If you are:
20-29 years... 36 Calories
30-39 years... 80 Calories
40-49 years... 124 Calories
50-59 years... 1,972 Calories
60-69 years... 7,916 Calories
70 and over... Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS
Calmly... 32 Calories
In a hurry... 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door... 5,218 Calories
With your wife knocking a t the door... 13,521 Calories

Results may vary.

LOL! That is hilarious!

Good laugh

Oh dude, where do u get all of this? FUNNY... :D

That's all good and fine but did they happen to mention solo?