Where is the most weirdest place you've had sex?
Or been caught?:D

ON the golfcourse!!

Sneaky ha ha

On the bed in my own bedroom, My three year old son said Daddy I will rock the bed for mommy if you will get me a drink.

Wow! That's hilarious!

I have more... I dare tell.

Elevator
Under a bridge
Park in broad dalight
While sleeping on the floor while 15 other people were "sleeping"

Caught by the boss
While doing contract programming with my girlfriend at night.
Noting happened. Learned about it from another employee sometime later.

Airport
Also in the Elevator, HOtel lobby, Hotel hallway, balcony, beach, back of car, on the roof (that was interesting), in the ocean,on the sand, on the back porch. NEXt to my best friend and her husband sleeping in the same room, many public parks, (picnic bench) shall I go on? No, that is already waaaayyy toooo much information. But when you are with the same person for sixteen years, you got to keep it interesting! OK MY husband and I are freaks so now you know!! LOL now I am going to go hide. The reason I mentioned so many, we were caught in half of these places! That was half the fun!~

Ha ha god I must be boring then I've only done it in bed. :)
But those places are funny I'll have to try someone day

Anyone have anymore?

In my much, much younger days,

Inside an empty box car (train) the train starting moving and we ended up about 15 miles from town before we could get out of the train.

Graveyard. Young and stupid.

In my much younger and more daring days, in the fly gallery of a theater with many people walking around and doing things on the stage underneath. If they would have looked up, they would have seen us. The floor in the upper part of the fly gallery was a grate.

On a little yellow rubber raft on the sea of Cortez, we dove in with dolphins after. In our pool, skinny dipping after kids in bed almost every night in hot summers. On the balcony.
In a lot of swimming holes in Arizona. Hmmm, water sign, scorpio

What one do you find the most disturbing??

I think the train won is pretty good.

ON the golfcourse!!!!

Ha ha, no way, that's what I was going to say! Getting rough in the rough! He he!

Oh so many golf / sex jokes in my head right now! :D

Tell some jokes :)

tell some jokes :)

Ha ha, now that's an ENTIRELY different thread!

Tell you what, I'll search for some good ones and start another joke thread, haven't seen one in a while!

At a drive-in movie, apparently we were more interesting then the movie, because when we were done we had people on both sides of us watching. And one time on a golf course (to many bugs).

On my girlfriends mothers living room couch, under the front picture window with the driveway in front of it when the parents pulled into the driveway.

Also in that same driveway in the front seat when her special needs brother came out and wouldn't listen to go back inside.

Or along side a busy highway on the shoulder of the road in the back seat.

There is this long strip walk in philadelphia near the Delaware river called penns landing.

My boyfriend and I were having sex there and got caught by a security guard. After that we finished in the car. That was a hottttt night.:o

In a public pool.LMAO Didn't get caught either

In a dressing room at a department store... and someone knocked on the door!

In the office and bathroom at work when we were the only two people working lol

In my mother's hot tub while they were upstairs. She came down to ask us a question and BUSTED>>> She changed the hot tub water the next day and made me help...

Also, in the woods in the front seat of a very compact car near a picnic area that people were at.

One of my friends did it in a baptismal pool at a church... he is so going down for that one!

At a cemetery. I was a lot bolder back in the day. Lol

In a cell phone store... in the pool at my old apartment complex during the day :)

In a cell phone store? There isn't a lot of places to hide. Was this during business hours?

star3114 agrees: There isn't a lot of places to hide in a cell phone store... was this during business hours?

They closed at 5 p.m. and this happened at about 6.. i think. I know it was around an hour after closing. It was still light outside :eek: **EDIT** - And businesses where I'm from don't put any covering over the windows.

I'm definitely not proud of that, I don't normally just have sex in random places.. lol.

In the terrace of my house when it was raining.

Waay back in college... in the library.
Dressing room.
A staircase.

The cemetery was late night - it was almost midnight. It was quiet and we knew no one patrolled up there.

In a canoe, going down a river.

In a canoe, going down a river.

Now that sounds like fun! :p

It was a blast!

We tipped about 20 times... not the most satisfying sex ever, but a LOT of fun

Where is the most weirdest place you've had sex?
or been caught?:D
In my brother's carseat

Tebes Bien Bonita En Tu Fotos Y Sexy

It was a blast!

We tipped about 20 times....not the most satisfying sex ever, but a LOT of fun
I don't guess the water was too cold, ha ha ha.

Tebes Bien Bonita En Tu Fotos Y Sexy
Umm, in english please.

In the public night bus going to another state , we had oral, and then slept like anything and we missed our stop .

OHHHH I forgot about that.. ONe night we rented a party bus for my husband's birthday, we went out and partied on South Beach, after we dropped everyone off, we were headed towards the hotel we got for the night. I had waaayy too much to drink and my husband wanted to have sex on the party bus, let's just say the driver must have had quite a show.
Also, when I was like four months pregnant, we went to a wedding and during the reception we stepped outside. We decided to do it right on the bench (just a quickie) and didn't realize a couple walking up. AWKWARD!!
Finally, last but definitely not least, we were in Denny's late one night. NO one really in there and I gave my husband (then boyfriend) a blow job under the table... OK now I know why he married me! LOL LOL
These are some really good ones... good thing you guys can't see me right now, I would be blushing!

At the movies, the park, beach, the club, in front of my house...

Where is the most weirdest place you've had sex?
or been caught?:D
In the butt, Bob.

:confused: Aaaa... did you catch or pitch?

In the rear LOL Well that sucks I thought I was being all funny and someone already posted it... Anyway I guess ill ust play along...

When I was like 14 I did at a church playground in the playhouse. (All the kids were gone, it was dark, in case you were worried)

Only thing, when I looked back, we left the condom O.o

I feel so bad now... either some poor methodist kid tried to blow up what he thought was a balloon, or choked to death. >.<

The mistakes we make as adolescents, I'm telling you...

only thing, when i looked back, we left the condom O.o

I feel so bad now... either some poor methodist kid tried to blow up what he thought was a balloon, or choked to death. >.<


That is actually.. quite gross... thanks a lot for the image of a kid blowing up what he thinks is a balloon.. lol. :p

In the rear LOL Well that sucks i thought i was being all funny and someone alreayd posted it... Anyway I guess ill ust play along...

when i was like 14 i did at a church playground in the playhouse. (All the kids were gone, it was dark, in case you were worried)

only thing, when i looked back, we left the condom O.o

I feel so bad now... either some poor methodist kid tried to blow up what he thought was a balloon, or choked to death. >.<

The mistakes we make as adolescents, im tellin ya....

Oh man! I just had the worst mental picture... LOL

Well it wasn't really a weird place persay but the circumstances were a little weird! My husbands brother was staying with us for a few weeks and he was staying in our room on the floor, well one of the last nights he was here my husband and I had sex while he was passed out on the floor lol

Next to a lake, in some bushlands, in a park, in a car, in a pool, on the sand at the beach, in the ocean, in the back yard, in a tent, on a trampoline,. those are just some but I shalll stop there, hey what can I say, you only live once why not enjoy life. Haha

On a creek bank, in a shady ravine, half in the water on a day when the temperature everywhere else was over 110 degrees!

Only ever got caught by a pet dog... sure got some odd looks...

Damn I want to try everywhere I can T_T.. but too bad I still young and inexperiment...

But get oral in the movie while watching spiderman 3 was haahahahahaha...

Now I no what the handle between seats are for.. lol... good movie ? As a cup holder drink anything lol... bad movie ? Lift it up buddy and have fun hahah XD

Wow some interesting things on this thread! Mine arnt nearly as funny as the babtism pool but ill follow in suit. My worst is in the caffeteria at school during lunch! We had a back corner table. I don't think anyone knew. One time in the french class before everyone came back from lunch. And I'm planning on doing it at the biltmore in the gardens there is a nice hidey hole but me and my boyfriend havnet went back alone yet. We are waiting for spring (we found it while friends were w. us). One time pulled off the road in the car looked around after and we were parked between a church and its gravyard!
Worst time being caught... before I moved out my dad brought his new girlfriend home to meet me and I had left my door and the one to the ajoining bathroom open so when boyfriend ran to the broom to hide he ran into his girlfriend. <she never came back> dad was embarrassed but we just laughed it was tooo funny!

OK see how this one fits in... In the front seat of a 76 Ford, while at a Drive Inn Theater with the movie Fatal Attraction playing. I remember hearing some screaming, but never saw any of the movie.

Eh... most are not so strange...

Outdoor sex is fantastic when done right

By a riverbank at night (ok-ish, too many shrubs and crap on the ground poking through the blanket)

On a two person hammock, early summer (tipsy, but fun)

On a top floor condo terrace overlooking the ocean on a warm night (absolutely rocks... naked outdoors under warm air is killer)

In a research lab, on the floor, with her on bottom laying on a burgundy safety fire blanket (a little itchy, but a blast... and hey, the blanket wasn't getting used for anything else! And we were able to neatly fold it back into its wall mount case.)

In the office after hours

In the meeting room, just finishing no less than 2 minutes before a coworker came in to do some after hour work... that was soooo close.

Received oral on a plane flight from orlando... blankets R good. I think the stewardess mightve suspected, but didn't say a word. I said "thanks!"

Received handjob while riding in the backseat of the same girl's parent's car, with them in the front seats driving on a road trip. Again, she was a pro with use of blankets. And naughty as sin.

In the back of a jeep cherokee, on the fourth of July, in an amusement park parking lot... not so strange... until we were interupted by the drunk guy peeing on my back tire. The windows were tinted so he couldn't see in... but we lost the moment laughing our arses off...

On a boat at night in the middle of a lake.. again, outdoor sex rocks.

Um... mutual use of hands to please each other in a pool at a fitness center. Lady walked in... didn't see the details, but she knew something was up and looked embarrassed.

Of course car head while driving is intense, stupid and incredible.

Tried getting a girl off orally on the hood of a car, but she couldn't get relaxed... still, I think I get a little credit for the try? Its not a bad height for the deed and the right angles.

And one girl was turned on by other peoples beds or sofas or houses even... like wed go stay at a friends for the weekend and shed be scoping out where we could have sex. She just got amped up that way.

According to today's sexual practices of young people, the **weirdest place** I had sex would have been in bed having straight sex with my husband and then sleeping in spoon position!!

LOL!

:):):)

my grandfather had a few things to say about the rough Pennsylvania steel mill towns... the bars, cathouses, and back alleys.

society has changed, but people have been doing a lot of the things mentioned in the weirdest places post for a lot longer than a generation. =)

While driving down the road. I don't think it was snowing... She kept hitting the horn. Not exactly safe driving, for sure. So of course we pulled over.

About 30 minutes later my a@@ is lit up like the forth of July... I turn my head to see a State Trooper slowly (very slowly) pulling up for a look. As soon as I looked "Holy $@!t it's the cheese!"

As soon as we realized we both began laughing... total hysterics. He was very polite, and when I asked if we could have a second to put our clothes on he obliged. He even let me step out of the car to find my shoe which was hidden under the seat somewhere. We were both laughing our little butts off. And the cop even had a hard time containing himself.

We received a nice lecture on public indecency (It was about 2am) and also on how we could have ended up on the National Sex Offender Registry.

A good story for the grandkids I'm sure.

One time me and my girlfriend were in an elevator and than the elevator broke. The repairman said we'd be in there for about 3 hours. One thing led to another and then we went at it. After we were both done, we were resting... naked. And right before we were about to get up and put our clothes back on, the repairmen (notice that "repairmen" is plural) opened the door and saw us and all of our glory.

I have more too, well this one I blame on airline for cheap doors. Me and my girlfriend were on a flight to Texas and halfway through the flight she started getting horny. So we went into the bathroom. I had her pinned up against the door, and right around where she was climaxing the plane started having turbulence. Between the turbulence and her romping around, we kept slamming against the door. Then one hard slam knocked down the door, everyone was shocked and the worst part is that she didn't stop. Everyone was looking at us while she was still going at it. I still have more stories. If your wondering how I still have more stories, I blame it on my freak girlfriend.

In my underwear

After hiking into the woods in Penna for about 1/2 hour we came upon a 50' concrete watch tower. Climbed up the tower and had wonderful sex on a 2' wrap around walkway with a fabulous view. My absolute favorite place. It's been so long ago can't remember where the hell that place was as I'd like to go back. Sound familiar to anyone?

In the back of a car in a parking lot at wal-mart

Study room in the college dorm (caught by night supervisors), on a toilet at a house party, male dorm showers (floormates told me to keep it down next time), and most recently a lifeguard stand on the beach next to our favorite bar (not caught, very fun at the time though :-) ). I think that's all I got.

I do have a funny story about the kids though... see above-

Our daughters bedroom was next to ours and she was asleep for the night (or so we thought). We had an amzaing session of love making and my wife got a little over zealous with the sounds and screams. The next morning our 3 year old comes to us and says that she is scared to go to sleep because she hears people in the walls! WE LAUGHED FOR MONTHS!

Our daughters bedroom was next to ours and she was asleep for the night (or so we thought). We had an amzaing session of love making and my wife got a little over zealous with the sounds and screams. The next morning our 3 year old comes to us and says that she is scared to go to sleep because she hears people in the walls! WE LAUGHED FOR MONTHS!

That is so funny. Man... little ones are just like that... people in the walls...

Where is the most weirdest place you've had sex?
or been caught?:D
Omg these are to funny

Where is the most weirdest place you've had sex?
or been caught?:D
In the car on News Years Eve... side of the road under a billboard sign!! How crazy... and we didn't get caught!