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becky92029
Sep 18, 2005, 06:27 PM
Golden Retriever
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund
You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler
Make me.

Boxer
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Lab
Oh, me, me!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

German Shepherd
I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Jack Russell Terrier
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

English Sheep Dog
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb...

Cocker Spaniel
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Chihuahua
Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."

Greyhound
It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Cattle Dog
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Poodle
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

The Cat
Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: "How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

labman
Sep 18, 2005, 08:30 PM
Thanks. I have seen what I think is a slightly different version, but good fun. If fun wasn't important, why have dogs?

Hippie_Girl77
Sep 19, 2005, 02:29 PM
I saw this I thought it was adorable, I have 4 jack russells, definitely reminds me of them :D

becky92029
Sep 19, 2005, 05:44 PM
HippieGirl,

Cute dog in your photo! What kind is s/he? (Yes, you are cute, too LOL).

Hippie_Girl77
Sep 19, 2005, 05:46 PM
Jack russell I have four hehehe, and one just had puppies and they are 2 weeks old, their eyes just opened, I love my doggies <3

becky92029
Sep 19, 2005, 05:53 PM
Aww... wish I could hold and smooch on them but decided I'm done owning another puppy due to my energy level! ;)