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XenoSapien
Jul 27, 2007, 04:39 AM
Ok, there is a rampant use of drugs in what seems to be in just about every sport. Consider this:

Make a whole class of sports where it is a REQUIREMENT to be under the influence of something.

Evey athlete gets tested before the event, and if they are sober, they don't play.

XenoSapien

Capuchin
Jul 27, 2007, 04:41 AM
YES YES YES this is what we need. Drunken dodgeball would be awesome.

NeedKarma
Jul 27, 2007, 04:42 AM
Saturday Night Live has that idea beat by about 2 decades. One of their funniest skits ever:

YouTube - the all drug Olympics (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrCGYtFAQ2U)

Capuchin
Jul 27, 2007, 04:43 AM
Curling on speed?

XenoSapien
Jul 27, 2007, 04:52 AM
Drunk Nascar? Or, crack-addict basketball? Meth football?

XenoSapien

NeedKarma
Jul 27, 2007, 04:59 AM
Drunk Nascar? Awesome but how much different would it be? :D

Of course you've heard we already have drunk space shuttle piloting.

Nosnosna
Jul 27, 2007, 05:02 AM
Ok, there is a rampant use of drugs in what seems to be in just about every sport. Consider this:

Make a whole class of sports where it is a REQUIREMENT to be under the influence of something.

Evey athlete gets tested before the event, and if they are sober, they don't play.

XenoSapien


It's not officially part of the rules, but it's a pretty safe bet that everyone involved in the X-Games is on something...

I'm not sure that weed counts as performance enhancing, but there you go :D

XenoSapien
Jul 27, 2007, 08:11 AM
Drunk Nascar? Awesome but how much different would it be? :D

Of course you've heard we already have drunk space shuttle piloting.Lol; yep, drunk space shuttle piloting!

XenoSapien

ngasnier
Dec 3, 2008, 03:02 PM
YES YES YES this is what we need. Drunken dodgeball would be awesome.

Dogbeball might be fun to play and watch while the participants are drunk, however they would not be able to dodge any of the balls so the game would be over too quickly