talaniman
Jul 10, 2007, 08:47 AM
Subject: Cooter, Jim Bob, and Bubba
Three Rednecks were working on a cell phone tower...Cooter, Jim Bob, and Bubba.
As they start their descent down the tower, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Jim Bob says, "Well, damn, someone should go and tell his wife."
Bubba says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of beer.
Jim Bob says, "Where did you get that beer, Bubba?" "
Cooter's wife gave it to me," Bubba replies.
"That's unbelievable; you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?"
"Well, not exactly", Bubba says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Cooter's widow'."
She said, "You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow.".... then I said "I'll bet you a case of beer you are."
Rednecks sure are good at that sensitive stuff.
Three Rednecks were working on a cell phone tower...Cooter, Jim Bob, and Bubba.
As they start their descent down the tower, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Jim Bob says, "Well, damn, someone should go and tell his wife."
Bubba says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of beer.
Jim Bob says, "Where did you get that beer, Bubba?" "
Cooter's wife gave it to me," Bubba replies.
"That's unbelievable; you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?"
"Well, not exactly", Bubba says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Cooter's widow'."
She said, "You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow.".... then I said "I'll bet you a case of beer you are."
Rednecks sure are good at that sensitive stuff.