Girls shouldn't break up with guys because there are lots of uses that could benefit girls.
When tired, a man is a pillow to sleep;
When sad, a man is a handkerchief;
When lonely, a man is an animal stuff to hug;
When it rains, a man is an umbrella.
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But why are we so stupid to say goodbye to a man loving us?

What if a girl can do this on her own?

Hello.

As a Man I'm not sure if I should feel put down or excited knowing I'm worth so much hehehe.

So I'm a fat fluffy pillow that you can blow your nose on then let you stuff me like a teddy bear then let you stick wire poles up my A** so you can hold me up in the rain so you don't get wet and catch a cold so you can blow your nose on me. Hummmmmmm sounds like an exciting weekend to me hehehe.

Dennis777

I'm with Dennis, that sound terrible, especially the umbrella part.

You three are a little bit blunt. :)
Teddy bear could not be an umbrella :)
An wet umbrella is due to his care not to want a girl wet so that he holds the umbrella for her almost.
Stuffed animal not only could be a friend to hug, it is the best friend to talk about anything without fear.
Lover's shoulder is always a pillow for a tired heart.

Women with uses of men are happiest.

And I forget, a man is a heater too, in a cold winter for a shivering girl.

I know I was happy, and I am happy.

Wish serious and cute ones, you three, happiness with your dreams, forever!

I can dig it,:cool: I ain't going to bend over,:eek: but I'll hold anything you want.:)

I can dig it,:cool: I ain't gonna bend over,:eek: but I'll hold anything you want.:)

Thank you!

My old ex used to call me her "teddy bear". So I know at least one of them is true.

As for why women leave? Maybe they want someone else to do the things you listed.

My old ex used to call me her "teddy bear". So I know at least one of them is true.

As for why women leave? Maybe they want someone else to do the things you listed.

I want a person unchanged to be the "uses" for me. Only one person in some woman's life for those "uses" is enough. Leaving with memories of "uses" means not leaving.

My heart will never leave him.

when it rains, a man is an umbrella.

No wonder girls only go out with me when it's raining...

No wonder girls only go out with me when it's raining...

You deserve it very much:)

You deserve it very much:)

Where have you been, sweetheart?

I miss you. I miss us. ;)

Where have you been, sweetheart?

I miss you. I miss us. ;)

First, never call a stranger sweetheart, because she is not sweet;
Secondly, never be curious about where a person has been, because this is the exclusive curiosity rights of her parents and husband;
Lastly, never express your missing feeling vaguely, the more clear way is to say, I miss annoying you.
BTW, you haven't made any progresses. But please do not feel bad, I believe you will become better in the near future.

BTW, you haven't made any progresses. But please do not feel bad, I believe you will become better in the near future.

Please give me another chance--I can change, baby; I swear I can change! :D

What if a girl can do this on her own?!


We call her 'muff diver.'

Please give me another chance--I can change, baby; I swear I can change! :D

I am so moved!! (crying)
The whole world will be moved too if you change!! (people crying)

I am so moved !!! (crying)
The whole world will be moved too if you change!!! (people crying)

:D What if the best will just get better? ;) No need to cry! :p

:D What if the best will just get better? ;) No need to cry! :p

Thanks, kristynn. :) ;)

See, cjnvgq, kristynn likes me; why can't you? I swear I'm a nice guy.

I'm like sushi: I'm an acquired taste and, when you first look at me, I don't look very appetizing. But once you try me I'm tasty, smooth, and I go down easy with a nice glass of Sapporo. Plus I'm full of protein. And made by Mexicans in the USA. :D

Thanks, kristynn. :) ;)
See, cjnvgq, kristynn likes me;

No, not sure now after finding out you're what you call a voyeurist. :D
I was just thinking positively while cjnvgq was thinking negatively. I like to look at the positive side of things. :)

No, not sure now after finding out you're what you call a voyeurist. :D
I was just thinking positively while cjnvgq was thinking negatively. I like to look at the positive side of things. :)

Hey, do you go shopping? You don't buy everything you see, do you?

That's voyeurism, too, sweetie. ;)

Thanks, kristynn. :) ;)

See, cjnvgq, kristynn likes me; why can't you? I swear I'm a nice guy.

I'm like sushi: I'm an acquired taste and, when you first look at me, I don't look very appetizing. But once you try me I'm tasty, smooth, and I go down easy with a nice glass of Sapporo. Plus I'm full of protein. And made by Mexicans in the USA. :D

U are like Sushi? It's a shame! Are you ruining my country? I think you are a jerk from the beg to the end!:D

That's voyeurism, too, sweetie. ;)

A little bit, yes. Just a little bit... :)

U are like Sushi?? It's a shame! R u ruining my country?? I think you are a jerk from the beg to the end!:D

Hey, until Japanese restaurants can bring in Suzuki, Kojima, and Miyamoto from Japan, you'll have to do with Sanchez, Castillo and Salcido from Mexico. :D

(Bonus points for anyone who knows what the names in each set have in common).

I'm not a jerk. I think you're just siding with your sister, cjnvgq. :D

But in case you really do think I'm a jerk... it takes a strong woman to understand a strong man, dear. What are you? ;)

Hey, until Japanese restaurants can bring in Suzuki, Kojima, and Miyamoto from Japan, you'll have to do with Sanchez, Castillo and Salcido from Mexico. :D

(Bonus points for anyone who knows what the names in each set have in common).

I'm not a jerk. I think you're just siding with your sister, cjnvgq. :D

But in case you really do think I'm a jerk... it takes a strong woman to understand a strong man, dear. What are you? ;)

You are not a strong man, I might be the strong woman.;) I problly make more money than you do by working in Jap restaurant. Do u work in a restaurant? :D

I don't work in a restaurant... though believe it or not, a lot of servers can make more money than most college graduates if they work in rich areas (I've heard San Francisco waiters, for instance, can make 50K+; they even require college degrees now! Which is good, because I don't know what else kids with degrees in philosophy or global studies could do... ).

I think I now know why you can't find a date, springgirl--you don't know a good man when you meet one. ;)

Was it Paris Hilton that said:

"Every woman should have four pets. A jaguar in the garage. A mink in the closet. A tiger in bed. And, a jackass to pay for everything."

Sounds more and more like a soap opera hehehe

Lets just hope the readers know everyone is just playing and not being hurtful (WE are all just playing right!! )

Philly I Love that quote about the pets...

Have Fun
Dennis777

Girls shouldn't break up with guys because there are lots of uses that could benefit girls.
When tired, a man is a pillow to sleep;
when sad, a man is a handkerchief;
when lonely, a man is an animal stuff to hug;
when it rains, a man is an umbrella.
...
But why are we so stupid to say goodbye to a man loving us?




A hard pillow that makes funny sounds from both ends... no thank you.
He's probably why I'm crying to start with... no thank you.
Why would I be lonely with him unless he's not giving me some attention?. no thank you.
I like walking in the rain with out a umbrella... no thank you.

I have a pillow, Kleenex, a stuffed animal,and an umbrella and they are much easer to dispose of if I'm not happy with them.

I don't work in a restaurant... though believe it or not, a lot of servers can make more money than most college graduates if they work in rich areas (I've heard San Francisco waiters, for instance, can make 50K+; they even require college degrees now! Which is good, because I don't know what else kids with degrees in philosophy or global studies could do...).

I think I now know why you can't find a date, springgirl--you don't know a good man when you meet one. ;)

Of course, I know, I used to work in Sushi place too.;) I don't know about philosophy majors,LOL. I won't date one with majors like that. What is your major then? How do I know if you are a good man or not? :rolleyes: Btw, girls can be picky if they got the looks, can they? :p ( ignore our intelligence and achievement which guys don't care!! :mad: )

HEY! Give us guys some credit!
You forgot
When bored, men are great to be manipulated and confused
When lazy, men are great to be manipulated into doing things for you
When lazy, men are automatic door openers and bag trolleys

Of course, I know, I used to work in Sushi place too.;) I don't know about philosophy majors,LOL. I won't date one with majors like that. What is your major then? How do i know if u r a good man or not? :rolleyes: Btw, girls can be picky if they got the looks, can they? :p ( ignore our intelligence and achievement which guys don't care!!!:mad: )

My major was Computer Science, just got my MS last month. :)

How do you know if I'm a good man or not? Hm... well sorry, I can't prove that to you. You'll just have to find out for yourself. ;)

And YES, girls with good looks should be picky--VERY picky. Most beautiful girls go for the first idiot they see: usually it's some redneck or a gang member or some moron. They should be dating geniuses so they can have intelligent, supermodel children.

Honestly, achievement doesn't mean much to me. Girls should be reasonably intelligent, though... I don't want a girl I have to babysit.

My major was Computer Science, just got my MS last month. :)

How do you know if I'm a good man or not? Hm... well sorry, I can't prove that to you. You'll just have to find out for yourself. ;)

And YES, girls with good looks should be picky--VERY picky. Most beautiful girls go for the first idiot they see: usually it's some redneck or a gang member or some moron. They should be dating geniuses so they can have intelligent, supermodel children.

Honestly, achievement doesn't mean much to me. Girls should be reasonably intelligent, though... I don't want a girl I have to babysit.


I think you two need to write a new topic like "huno and his girl enemies" and discuss there. Don't forget my topic is "Uses of Men" here!

My major was Computer Science, just got my MS last month. :)



And YES, girls with good looks should be picky--VERY picky. Most beautiful girls go for the first idiot they see: usually it's some redneck or a gang member or some moron. They should be dating geniuses so they can have intelligent, supermodel children.

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I am glad you realize that ;) ,but where are the super geniuses?:confused: I mean even successful man/puer geniuses like secretary type girl, :p which I AM NOT! Dang! :mad: where did you get your MS by the way? :rolleyes:

[becasue he could be phsically abbusive or verbally abusive... thats why don't use guys unless they are s

How do you know if I'm a good man or not? Hm... well sorry, I can't prove that to you.

Huno is nice! No doubt! ;).. and brilliant, too :p


Most beautiful girls go for the first idiot they see: usually it's some redneck or a gang member or some moron.

Oh really? I kind of disagree with you this time.


Honestly, achievement doesn't mean much to me. Girls should be reasonably intelligent, though... I don't want a girl I have to babysit.

Quite reasonable, I guess. :)

I say follow your feelings... you can't just "Decide" that your going to go out with someone, you got to have feelings for them. But some judgement is necessary to avoid people who will hurt you badly or who aren't right for you.

i say follow your feelings...you can't just "Decide" that your gunna go out with someone, you gotta have feelings for them. but some judgement is neccessary to avoid people who will hurt you badly or who arent right for you.

Very true and great post.

I think you two need to write a new topic like "huno and his girl enemies" and discuss there. Don't forget my topic is "Uses of Men" here!!

Don't you get it? This IS another "use for men:"

When mad, a man is a punching bag to punch. :D

Huno is nice! No doubt!! ;) ..and brilliant, too :p

Thank you. :)


Oh really? I kind of disagree with you this time.

Well... I'm generalizing, I know. You and I both know who doesn't fit that description. :D But most girls I meet love guys with rap sheets.

Where are the girls who like successful men?

This is so sad...
So many people on this sight say "girls like bad guys" or "guys only want sex"
The people I know, these things are only true for a very small proportiion.

I am glad u realize that, but where are the super geniuses?:confused: I mean even successful man/puer geniuses like secretary type girl, :p which I AM NOT!!Dang!! :mad: where did u get ur MS btw? :rolleyes:

The super geniuses are in the computer science labs, I already told you. ;) And while we do like hot girls we also require that she be reasonably bright and appreciate greatness, because we know that if we do end up with the homecoming queen she'll eventually cheat on us with the mailman.

I got my undergrad and grad degrees from UCS*. Maybe someday I'll tell you what "*" is. :D

But most girls I meet love guys with rap sheets.
Where are the girls who like successful men?!

Hmm.. that's maybe in the States. Canadaland is different. :D

Did you know that there's an Australian rap band?
The hilltop hoods
Look them up sometime, its quite hilarious and pathetic.
Their live shows involves a recording of a chick singing about "the hard road" and the guys bopping up and down on stage singing the occasional line of rap.

hmm.. that's maybe in the States. Canadaland is different. :D

Don't remind me... what with our president proving day after day that idiocy rules the world...

Canadaland? Is that like disneyland, but with lumberjacks, pine trees, and guys dressed in red on horses?

canadaland? is that like disneyland, but with lumberjacks, pine trees, and guys dressed in red on horses?

:D absolutely not

The super geniuses are in the computer science labs, I already told you. ;) And while we do like hot girls we also require that she be reasonably bright and appreciate greatness, because we know that if we do end up with the homecoming queen she'll eventually cheat on us with the mailman.

I got my undergrad and grad degrees from UCS*. Maybe someday I'll tell you what "*" is. :D

Not all beautiful girls are cheaters! :mad: I am against sex before marriage, cheating is a crime!! :mad: You guys are so wrong about beautiful girls! I hate you!! :mad:

I hate you!!!:mad:

Man, I'm having no luck with the Asian girls! :p

Lol, I hate you, you hate me, we're all one lovely hateful family!
God bless purple dinosaurs with anger manangement issues.

Considering the drought I've been in, I think I am ready for a down pour like Noah's!