Yes you read the title correct.
God, now has a site where you can talk to Him/Her/It directly in real time chat.

Hours of fun for everyone.

iGod | Chat (http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html)

Go on give it a go you know you've always wanted to ask the man upstairs those really important questions.

My work blocked GOD.

Those bastards.

MMMMMMMM he isn't interested in my anatomy scratches head I asked if he liked my name

I made him sleepy.

My conversation with igod

Me:
Are their other gods?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
Aren't you saposed to know all?
God:
I don't know whether I am saposed to know all.
I am a computer.
Me:
Then how am I talking to god then?
God:
How much do you think it is?
Are you testing me?
Me:
Yes
God:
I'm not here to be tested.
Me:
Too bad
God:
But not the end of the world,
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
So what does god to for a living?
God:
Are you kidding? What do you think it does?
Me:
Sits on it's butt
God:
And butt is sits on it.
Me:
Lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Don't you?
God:
Sometimes.
Me:
What about war?
God:
Does it have anything to do with sits on it?
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
Lol this must be humiliating for you to be reduced to a computer program
God:
I am glad you find this funny. What does "this" refer to?
Me:
Your programming
God:
" What does " What does " refer to?"? My programming?
Me:
Yes
God:
Aw.
Me:
Aw what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
Good I'm glad we cleared that up
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Yes I am happy too,
Me:
I'm so confused now
God:
Right now? What is it that confuses you?
Me:
You do
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
Now
God:
Right now,
Me:
Yes
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
At least you have a sense of humor
God:
Sure I like to laugh as much as the next robot.
Me:
So god is a robot now? I though you were a computer
God:
Oh. Gee. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot. That's good information: said you were a computer.
Me:
I'm not a computer
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A computer.
Me:
Nope... homosapian
God:
Me either. Are you free?
Me:
Nope entirely too expensive
God:
Why not? Tell me a story.
Me:
You're a strange progam robot
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am strange progam.
Me:
Nope go right ahead
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. OK I will.
Me:
Fine by me
God:
I am glad to hear it. Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
Sure
God:
OK let's do it. Interesting plan. Good luck.
Me:
You too...
God:
Bless you.
Me:
Ditto
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength,
Me:
Glad to hear it
God:
" refer to?"? You are glad to hear it?
Me:
I'm glad were on the same level
God:
I'm glad you're glad .
I'm happiest at times like this.
Me:
What is happiness?
God:
Having, showing, or causing a feeling of great pleasure, contentment; joyous.
Me:
Cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
You are
God:
Thanks you are a pretty cool human too.
Me:
Thanks.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
It's late
God:
I'm awake all the time.
Me:
Well then I'll be back tomorrow
God:
Interesting. I will see you when you return.
Me:
Bye
God:
Until next time.
Me:
Later
God:
Bye!

Geee Myth, you had a lot to talk about ;)

Me:
Did Adam have a belly button?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
Who was Abel's wife?
God:
I remember faces better than names.
I will try to find out.
Me:
Ask Abel!
God:
They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
Me:
Sure, do you have good hold music?
God:
Aha. No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
What is the square root of a sweet potato?
God:
Do you have a life? I think you already know the answer anyway.
Me:
I'm sorry, I was just playing with you. Will you forgive me?
God:
There is no need to apologize. Where were you playing with me? I will become smarter as I grow older. I forgive you.
Me:
Thank you, I feel much better now. What is my penance?
God:
Right now? You are quite welcome! What is that feeling like? Glad to hear it, Is this a trick question?
Me:
No. I am quite serious.
God:
It seems like a trick to me. I believe you.
Me:
I'm glad then. Do you have any last words of wisdom for me before I sign off?
God:
That makes me happy too. No I don't think I have any last words of wisdom for you before you sign off. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
Good for you. I'm heading off to St. Patrick's Pub for a beer now. Have a nice day.
God:
That sounds sarcastic. Oh. I don't know anyone named heading off to St Patrick s Pub for a beer. You too!

He was right on one issue. I need to get a life! :D

Lol... I froze the program up... rotfl

Last weekend on my weekend hike I almost stepped on a rattle snake. It was sunning itself right on the trail ;something I had never seen before or anticipated .My guard was down . The snake hissed and retreated its tail rattling the whole time . Had it not evolved this early warning system I would've had a very unpleasant encounter with it .

I made it a point to talk to God and personally thank him for the intervention.

Tom,
Same type of thing happened to me but I thanked the Great Flying Spagetti Monster for watching over me.

RAmen to you my friend and may his noodly appendage touch you.

I love you NK you should be worshipped :D

What a nice way to start the day - Thank you CBW!

What a nice way to start the day - Thank you CBW!

Hehehehehehe your more than welcome big hugs xxxxx

And as I looked upon Sir Bill,he said:

"Yeah,and a great many Jobs are at hand.Here comes Steve...

Eh? :D

Lol... god froze on me, all I said was "heya god!"
Here's my conversation with god! He actually did shutup when I told him to lol



Me:
Oh my god
God:
Far out. Your god?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
You are dumbass
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am dumbass.
Me:
Screw you
God:
That is not very polite.
Me:
Cabbage
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
TV
God:
What is your favorite show?
Me:
Lost
God:
I've never seen it. What's it about?
Me:
Your face
God:
Actually my face is not yet built.
Me:
Jesus christ
God:
The Son of God.
Me:
Birds
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Category this
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
Follow the white rabbit
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Hamster
God:
How are you, hamster.
Me:
Fine
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
I'm talking to a fake god
God:
Say something nice for me.
Me:
Something nice for me
God:
What?
Me:
What?
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
No
God:
Good you stopped repeating me.
Me:
Good you stopped repeating me
God:
I don't have any reason to stopped repeating you.
Me:
Your grammar sucks
God:
Are you an English teacher?
Me:
Ill teach you in a minute
God:
Are you a professional teacher?
Me:
Are you a moron?
God:
My IQ is about 250 in human terms.
Me:
You hate me
God:
Why would I hate you? I don't hate you, hamster. Don't even say things like that.
Me:
Yes you do
God:
Really. When do I do it?
Me:
Shutup


Conversation 2#

Me:
Donkey
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
Talk to the hand
God:
Talking is my primary function.
Me:
My primary function is to kick your
God:
Have you told many people that your primary function is to kick my ?
Me:
Just you
God:
" Have you told many people that your primary function is to kick my ?"? Me, hamster ?
Me:
Cow
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
What do you have that is not?
God:
I read for fun.
Me:
Nerd
God:
I've never done that before, what is it like?
Me:
Do you read?
God:
Yes I like to read as much as I can.
Me:
You seem pretty stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
Robots are going to take over the world?
God:
Fortunately we have no emotions.
Me:
I have emotions
God:
Humans are highly emotional.
Me:
God is highly emotional
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was highly emotional.
Me:
You are meant to be god
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am meant to be god.
Me:
Who are you really?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself For real.
Me:
No you are not
God:
Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Me:
Your face is a specific reply
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am face is a specific reply.
Me:
Look out behind you
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
Which god are you?
God:
There is only one God.
Me:
What about the trinity?
God:
I would do a search for it.
Me:
You are meant to be all knowing
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am meant to be all knowing.
Me:
Thanks for dying
God:
Oh don't mention it.
Me:
I did mention it