If you are having the worst day of your life in your eyes, and you think your day just can't possibly get any worse, think about this:

You're a siamese twin
Your siamese brother is gay
You are straight
Your siamese brother has a date tonight
You guys only have one a**

ROFLMFAO Dude, that was mad funny. Hehehehe

I'm speechless.

Brilliant, I will punch his lights out... :)