k well we αll know fornicαtion (sex before mαrriαge is α sin)-- but whαt αbout sex in mαrriαge.. my mom told me the following things were α sin in sex:
orαl sex
αnαl sex (wouldn't do thαt αnywαys)

but now I'm thinking αre there sexuαl positions thαt αre sinful..? Do we αll hαve to stick to missionαry.. jeeze I didn't know the bible specified how to hαve sex..

Sorry to say, but so what.
If you enjoy it and it's in the privacy of your own home then induldge ;)

If you feel the need to live your life by a single book then I can think of better ones to choose.

Lol no no I'm just curious to know if there is αny sinful positions:p

Yep all of them ;)

It really depends from which standpoint as well.
Religions vary loads on this subject.

Not.touching.with. 10-foot pole. :)

I would not know which books in the Bible your Mom is referring to. No disrespect to your Mom, but I think her statements reflect more of a cultural or societal view. My Mother would never have even said the words "oral" and "sex" in the same sentence. It was not considered proper or what a lady should know about. That might be more where your Mom is coming from. For a woman to have even the knowledge of oral and/or anal sex was immoral. That was left the prostitutes.

If you and your husband enjoy something in your marriage that is not breaking the legal laws, what should be the harm? As long as you both consent and neither one of you is made to feel guilty about what you want or do.

That's my two cents on it.

NK, here you can borrow mine ;)

Omgsh CB

Best thread EVER!

Seriously, every post has made me smile! Ha ha!

*Passes Soap to Sarai*

You need to wash your mind out girlie.

Holy crap, I was laughing in my office. Nice one Sara!

:( then whαt did you meαn?--- now I feel dirty

10 foot pole.
"Here, use mine.."
In a thread about sex.


It loses all its fun when you have to explain it.

I cαn't see it in α "cleαn" version... oh god my mind is α gutter:(

My mind is as clear as the driven snow - driven through by a 16 wheeler that is!

Hunter, just remember DON'T eat the yellow snow ;)

Oo okαy NK:) lol

Or brown snow

Ha ha, here comes an anicdote...

When I was little... about 4 or 5, I remember walking along in the snow holding my Dad's hand, then kicking... and I mean kicking REALLY hard... a small mound of snow.

My Dad didn't shout quick enough to stop me...

Turns out that it was dog poo, covered with a very light sprinkling of snow!

It went EVERYWHERE! My Dad was so cross!

hαhα!!

I love it how nobody hαs αnswered my question:p [except shygrneyzs]

NK, here you can borrow mine ;)
It is so nice to see people share...

I've read about and met some Christians and Jews who's sexual habits are defined but what is written in the Bible. It runs the gamut. No one denomination agrees with the other. The Hassidic Jews probably have the most restrictions.

I'll go with Capuchin - whatever you and your partner are comfortable with then go for it. Even as individuals people have different levels of inhibition.

"... is not breaking the legal laws"
And there are some bizarre laws...
Feel free to do what ever. Share.

Sorry Sarai!

The Bible seems to mention 'Sexual immorality' and 'Sexual sin' quite a lot, I guess you can interpret that as you want!

I think it's probably just your Mum trying to hand down some advice to you in her own way though! I think most God's would be pretty impressed with how advanced and creative we are as a race! Lol!

Here's a pretty good page, with lots of passages from the bible,

The Bible On Sex And Marriage (http://www.broadcaster.org.uk/section2/transcript/marriage1.htm)



But I prefer my poo story anyway! Lol!

I loved your poop story I'm going to tell my bαby thαt one dαy

By the way its sαrαi:)

That's what I said!

*Bwa ha ha*

Thαnks guyss:):)

BTW Sarai, I got told off for spelling your surname wrong when I sent out an email the other day! How bad is that!

Not related to the bible... but I found some of these interesting.


Bizarre Sex Laws:


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Willowdale, Ore.: Illegal for a husband to talk dirty during sex.

Alabama: A man can't seduce "a chaste woman by means of temptation, deception, arts, flattery or a promise of marriage."

Newcastle, Wyo.: Couples are prohibited from having sex in a butcher's walk-in freezer.

Cleveland: Women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes because they might reflect up her dress.

Mississsippi: S & M is against the law. Specifically: "The depiction or description of flagellation or torture by or upon a person who is nude ore in undergarments or in a bizarre ore revealing costume for the purpose of sexual gratification."


Ames, Iowa: A husband is not allowed to take more than three swallows of beer while in bed after having sex.

Connorsville, Wis.: It's illegal for a man to shoot a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania: There is a law against having sex with a truck driver in a toll booth.

Clinton, Oklahoma: It is illegal to masturbate while watching two people have sex in a car.

State of Washington: There is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night).

Tremonton, Utah: You cannot have sex in an ambulance.

Alexandria, Minnesota: A man cannot have sex with his wife with the stink of onions, sardines, or garlic on his breath.

Kingsville, Texas: Two pigs cannot have sex on Kingsville airport property.

Washington, D.C.: There is a law against having sex in any position other than face-to-face.

state of Washington: There is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night). Hmmmm... the logic part of my brain is straining under the pressure of assimilating this.

Hmmmm...the logic part of my brain is straining under the pressure of assimilating this.


That is the one of the ones that I found interesting.

Whoα thoes sex lαws αre so neαt!!

BTW Sarai, I got told off for spelling your surname wrong when I sent out an email the other day! How bad is that!?

hαhα!! --- wαit you were tαlking αbout me?:p

lol no no i'm just curious to know if there is αny sinful positions:p
Alone, with no hands.

Once you are married its NOT a sin if you do it with your spouse. AND that includes oral AND anal... (don't knock it till you've tried it).

And missionary only... puuuuhhlease...

Stick with that and you will find your satisfaction as a couple plummet and affairs happen. If you both like it its not a sin. Its only a sin if you force the other to do something they don't want to do.

What's a sin is being such a bore that you and your spose don't like to be together because you are bored to death with each other. What kind of a marriage does that make.

Stick with that and you will find your satisfaction as a couple plummet and affairs happen. If you both like it its not a sin. Its only a sin if you force the other to do something they don't want to do.

Whats a sin is being such a bore that you and your spose don't like to be together because you are bored to death with each other. What kind of a marriage does that make.

You should reαd previous posts before getting αheαd of yourself-- I sαid I wαs only curious not thαt I wαs going to follow by the book

Well, believe it or not there are a lot of people , men AND women, that think it should only be one way. I don't feel some celibate old men should dictate what's OK or not OK to do with my wife. That's the point I was trying to make. Basically IN the sanctity of a marriage what two adults do together with mutual consent is not a sin. Its not the same as casual sex with random partners.

While I am not a stodgy as some... I feel whatever you do together that keeps every aspect of your marriage alive and keeps you both as happy as on your honeymoon is a good thing. After all, A good happy marriage is better than a divorce or unhappy marriage is. And that's the goal of what a moral relationship after all.

Good sex is just as important as good communication as well as fidelity in a good marriage. And what can be more moral than a happy monogamous marriage.

Oh sarai you crack me up so much all I keep thinking is dish washer soap and you need to wash your mind out :D

LOL! I wαs like why is her husbαnd sαying thαt to her--- till this moment I still don't get it:( lol oh well

Tuscany, I guess I won't be visiting Newcastle, Wyo any time soon.

Alone, with no hands.

Sorry T-man I have to spread it. I didn't see this when I posted. PMSL.

LOL! i wαs like why is her husbαnd sαying thαt to her--- till this moment i still don't get it:( lol oh well

LOL sarai if you mean what him and needkarma were talking about I have to say nk is a guy lol and a barge pole is a saying here like lets not go there ;)

Its your filthy mind that thought it was rude :eek:

Hey, I think that pole belongs to CBW and no one else. Also, according to most biblical authorities, man on man action ain't allowed. Someone once told me it says so in the bible.

Sarai, ask your Mom if doggy-style isn't allowed too. I really don't remember if it is mentioned in the Bible. I actually don't remember it mentioning the missionary position, oral, or anal sex either. Maybe you should ask one of our Christian/Biblical authorities on this web site.

Incest was performed in the Bible as well... don't remember specific book however. Was Old testament however.

OK, I'll take a stab at it (no pun intended). I'm only marginally qualified though, because I know very little about sin. The Bible worshipers among us are fond of quoting that "sin is the transgression of the law". If it's the ten commandments that are referred to here (there seems to be some disagreement about this), then adultery appears to be the only sinful sex act since none of the other commandments mention the subject. So unless someone convinces you of a different definition of sin, I'd say if you like oral or anal sex, doggy style, woman on top, or any other non-missionary position, do it with a clear conscience. If your mom finds out about it and accuses you of sinning, make her back up her position (again, no pun intended) with scripture.

This just seemed to belong here.


Three blondes go to the doctor because they are all pregnant.
1st says 'I was on top so I'm going to have a boy.'
2nd says 'I was on bottom so I'm going to have a girl.'
The third one starts to cry, then says 'Oh no I'm going to have puppies!'

anal and oral sex is often confused with the forbidden behaviors of Sodom and Gomorrah. This story talks about anal sex in homosexuality and non-consensual sex... nothing about consenting male/female relationships. This story also speaks nothing of Oral sex.

If you mother still thinks it is a sin, recite her this passage:

Like an apple tree among the trees of the forest, so is my beloved among the young men. In his shade I took great delight and sat down, and his fruit was sweet to my taste. (Song of Solomon 2:3)

Also, a woman must know that the Bible ends the debate of (and excuse my french here but) spitting vs. swallowing for:

And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. 10 And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also. (Genesis 38:9)

The Sin of Spilling of the Seed ;)

hαhα!!!--- wαit you were tαlking αbout me?:p

Lol... unfortunately not! Someone sent me a long write-up about something and I thanked them for the 'Speel'

My boss pointed out that it should have been 'Spiel'...

Pedantic !"££@~~*!

Ha ha! :D

I don't know what releigion says but me and my ex girlfriend have agreed that love is not a sin but a blesing so the couple can do what they want in sex. That is my opinion

I just read this question. I did not read anybody else's answer.

Your mom is wrong. As long as it is sex within marriage. I do not really think any kind of sex matters. Or any other sex is a sin as long as it is between two people who love each other. Two people who are married.

Joe

Its your filthy mind that thought it was rude :eek:

Lol NK is α mαn hαhα my filthy mind hαs become dirtier!! :p

Dear Flying Spagetti Monster! You thought I was a chick?
Y'know just because I'm an awesome parent, I do most of the cooking, I do over 50% of the laundry, etc. it doesn't make me a woman. Just a very independent person... with a 10 foot pole :)

Edit: this is me with a smaller pole: https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/attachments/member-discussions/1792d1164036076-pictures-our-members-nk.jpg

Lol sorry I did NK! By the way nice pole : is thαt α clevelαnd 588 chrome wedge:p::drooling::

Ps I ♥ golf:)

The lady knows golf. Niiiiiiice.

LOL oh my word sarai down girl

hαhα-- I cαlmed myself down:p

Giggle I still can't believe you thought NK was a girly lol

Teehee-- well from αll the posts αnd the wαy he tαlks αnd his nαme lol sounded womαnly to me:)--- lol it should be NeedGolf

Giggle one of the nicest guys here is our NK

αwww-- with α smαll pole♥

For goodness sake sarai will you clear some of your messages giggle you're a nightmare.

blαme my friends... peer pressure + bαd influences= well my mind is α foggy gutter

Peer pressure oh my word now your using your youthfull looks to sound innocent when we know you aren't.

But I αm http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/976351/2/istockphoto_976351_cute_angel_cartoon.jpg

You mind that halo doesn't slip girly and strangle you ;)

From sinful sex to golf club innuendos... its going to be one of those days ;)

Is your mom catholic. They have an old belief that there should be no sex unless for the purpose of reproduction. So therefore anal and oral would be useless and sinful...

While on the subject, did I ever mention how my mother in law indirectly suggested that I give my husband more blowjobs... to prevent blue balls of course... this is coming from a good old school catholic girl... (this was just 2 weeks ago, and might I add I'm 12 weeks pregnant) I didn't even think she would know what that was... lol... my husband was in tears when he learned about it. Lol... and somewhat disturbed. I think he thinks she is going senile now... lol.

hαhαhα!! Omgsh αngel! I would hαve been like oh wow then ______ must be bluebαll free (whαtever your fαther in-lαw nαme is)

By the way my mom is [pentecostαl] christiαn... HUGE BIBLE THUMPER (no offencse)-- slightly different thαn cαtholic

I had an awkward moment with one of my ex's and her mom... where the mom was joking around saying that my girlfriend better keep me pleased so Id stick around... or else she would have to do it for her! :O

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Awkward moment...

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Ewww-- I would be like "k mom you don't hαve to do everything for me" ::puke::

Yeah so needless to say after we broke up, I started dating her mom









... just kidding :p

Ooooooooo it wαs her mom!! LOL I thought it wαs yours for α sec [cαn't reαd]


hαhαhα!! You pig

LMAO DrJizzle is a milf lover

Imma milf lover... a gilf lover... heck, Im even a ggilf lover! LOL



OK OK OK... I'll stop now

Giggle funny

I need to be purged

Sarai I think your well and truly passed that poppet but I wouldn't worry too much we still love you ;)

Whαt is α (g)gilf ?--

αww shucks thαnks lαurα♥ I love being loved♥

g = grandma
gg = greatgra... I know... its disgusting :D

LOL

Now thαt I know is α sin!

sweety... when you realize the bible was written by men who were afraid of their own shadows 2000 or so yrs ago, then you will be able to enjoy this thing we call life. We only get one shot at this. Sex is not a sin.. that is only told to naïve people so they won't engage in it before they are ready.
If you truly believe in all the sin stuff.. answer this... if sex was a sin or in your case some positions... why would the good lord make it feel so good? What would be the point?
endulge yourself before your too old to enjoy the body you have.

now thαt i know is α sin!
Only if it involves a clevelαnd 588 chrome wedge!

Only if it involves a clevelαnd 588 chrome wedge!

Ooo orgαsmmm:p

αdd some hotblαdes αnd I'm in for some sin!!

Hotblades? I don't know what those are but... they sound hot! Lol

Hello hotblαde is α compαny thαt mαkes golf equip.-- gosh where do you live? Under α rock:p teehee:)

I highly doubt that the christian god would really care what position you are having sex in as long as you are being fruitful and multiplying as he said you should.

I can play Tiger Wood on my Xbox pretty good... it that horny too! Lol!

*Check me out hitting those buttons - flexing those (thumb) muscles!*

Ha ha!

I hαte video gαmes: it's the cαuse of stupidity αnd obesity:p

Well I am stupidly fat, fair play! Lol!

What about Dr (insert Japanese name)'s brain training!?

That makes you clevererer! So there!

Thαt is not α video gαme-- super mαrio is α gαme.. the gαme your tαlking αbout is αn educαtionαl gαme designed for obese people to αt leαst hαve α brαin.

seriously I'm pretty sure the sin is in the fact that sex was only sapposed to be used when making babies... something about wasting sperm... but who wants to have sex just to make babies... I say do whatever floats your boat .

Sarai,
You'll notice in that picture that I don't have a stiff shaft but I do like the oversize head. I think every guy should have that in their bag.

[ducks for cover]

αnd the bαg should be nothing more thαn the Ogio Vision Stαnd bαg ::mutlitple orgαsms::
OGIO (http://www.ogio.com/product.php?product=48)

Very nice!

For Father's Day I have hinted strongly at getting this:
Cobra Golf (http://www.cobragolf.com/drivers/details.asp?id=19)
With the offset to cure my, um, 'fade'.

Thαt is my homepαge NK! Lol not Google, yαhoo but cobrαgolf.com:p

I was told once at Bible camp (ladies gathering) that in marriage you can be as kinky and wild as you want! That's why God made sex -- was for our pleasure through marriage. I was told that anything... and I mean ANYTHING is OK in the bedroom if you're married... ;)

i was told once at Bible camp (ladies gathering) that in marriage you can be as kinky and wild as you want! that's why God made sex -- was for our pleasure through marriage. i was told that anything...and i mean ANYTHING is ok in the bedroom if you're married ... ;)


Cool... someone else that feels like me and my wife do as well. :D

Thαnks spottie:)