I am looking for a sponcer or a good cook.

Hello Doc:

I'll sponsor you. For what?

excon

For the new cheesy crusty pizzas wif beer batter beer bread wif beer for dinner, sounds beery good to me. Im not beer drinking person partly all the time kind of, but I do like the effects the cheesey crust has! Yum yum yum

Lmao. If I were you, I would not seek treatment just yet. Not until you get an incurable yeast infection from eating all that crust. But then maybe the beer will have flushed it out.:D

Lmaooooooooo

Hello, my name is J-9 and I'm a pizzaholic! No anchovies please, green olives not black, plenty of onions, sausage, pepperoni and banana peppers, and bacon, cajun crust.

Um, I'll have a beer too please.

Want to arm wrestle for it?

Yeah, sure, I know I'll win, cause I am strong, I am invincible, I AM WOMAN!!

LMAO

Here, I'll open it for you.

Which slice do you want?

I want the part that look like pacman, you can have the triangle shaped one!

No problem there, I am watching my girlish figure. But I get the cold beer, you can have the warm one.

I don't care if its cold Im cold too, lmao

LMAO, slow night huh?

Oh, I got some beef jerky for desert, hope you don't mind.

No I have lost 3 so far kind of pissin me off, this antivenom issue was the cause of 2 of them, the last one was hit by car, and not really much hope, 2 many pieces to attach with no hematocrit.

Awww, antivenom? What kind of snake? Rattler?

Pigme viper, on the 1st one moccason on the second. Sux when you don't have the right to use yano

Oh, I am so sorry to hear that. I read the Looney Bin post and can't believe they won't get it to you. That totally sux.

Oh, yea, your pic there, how much do you want? What did you do to my pup?

LouLou, come here honey, it's me Mommy. It's okay Lou, I have a COOKIE!!

I have a weekly dress up contest of past patients, new patients vote on best pic and costume, I pay the lucky dog 50 bucks a week if they win, keeps um coming around even when they aren't sick, kind of silly stuff I do to make the job fun around here and not always so traumatic.

I think it's a great idea!!

Wish you were the vet in our area. Ours caters to cows, but sees dogs on occasion. LOL

Cows the dogs owner? Lmao aaaaaaaahahahah
Couldn't resist!

LMAO, yup a bossy heffer!!

I just like to make um laff before I make um cry with the bill yano.

Oh, yah, I know, after I got the bill for the pup who had distemper (which we lost, bless her soul) and after the lengthy treatment of Kimmie (the rottenlab) who had parvo.

You are just like a pet Patch Adams. LOL

I am the coolest dork eva!
Hey tell me wots wif the purple dot I got on my profile comments list? Wots that mean?

Oh, that!! LOL

It just means that a noob either disagreed with you or, in this case, agreed with you. New folks have to have a certain number of posts to be granted the privilege of giving a greenie or a reddie.

Silly, I want blue ones
Green looks like new born skid marks to me

Oh, I need a beer, want one? LOL

I will take that beer around 801 am ty, lol can't drink and practice medicine at the same time I might spill it.

Will keep it on ice for you, but I'll be crashed at 8:01, in the fridge in the garage, and shhhhh, open it quietly. LOL

DEAL!!

Burp

Well, a burp is better than a fart!!

Most of my friends come in the front door and leave out the back door, weird huh