How can I obtain same day monies to relocate from my bad neighborhood?

There are quick loan places available all over the place. They give you $500 and you end up paying much more than $500 back to them. If you can plan this out so that you don't have to use them. I don't know your situation but if you can't afford to move, maybe you can't afford a quick loan.

Are you talking about a loan of a gift? Some charities may help but most likely not because of where you live. If you are renting and have a lease, you just can't leave.