I gave a guy a blowjob so most of the sperm got in my mouth and I was touching his balls while I was doing that though, anyway, a bit after(idk how many minutes) I went to the bathroom and peed and then I wiped.
I'm 2 weeks late on my period(I'm irregular, so it's normal) but my sister and I get it around the same time and she's already on hers. Is it possible that IF there was DRY on my toilet paper, could I get pregnant from wiping?!

It is highly unlikely. We're talking about minuscule chances here. Chances are it is just an irregular period. Do you recall if you got any sperm on your hands?

You and your sister might usually go at about the same time, this could be the one time you don't. Especially if you're irregular.

It is highly unlikely. We're talking about minuscule chances here. Chances are it is just an irregular period. Do you recall if you got any sperm on your hands?

You and your sister might usually go at about the same time, this could be the one time you don't. Especially if you're irregular.

I was touching his balls and when he was done ejaculating I kept rubbing his with my hand so, probably?
If there was, that's my point, could I have gotten pregnant from Any dry that was on my hand to the toilet paper, to when I wiped?
And even if I'm irregular, 14 days is sort of weird, I've missed my entire period once before.

If you're worried and you're not sure, try a pregnancy test. You're two weeks late, so it's the right time to test. Use first morning urine, and follow the directions exactly. If the test is negative, wait for your next period and see what happens.

It's highly unlikely that you got pregnant from what you described, but highly unlikely doesn't mean it's impossible. It's highly unlikely that I'll win the lottery, but it's possible.

Test and let us know how it goes.

Good luck.