I am taking a probation hair test. Two weeks clean only. Any ideas how to pass.

No ideas. We don't help anyone pass tests. If you want to pass, don't drink.

Yeah, stay sober! What are you doing for support? Since your ID is "Drunk man", I'll assume you like to drink alcohol. And since you're having to undergo a hair test, I'll assume it means you're in some kind of trouble caused through drinking. My firm suggestion is to also seek help, either through a counseling agency &/or a support group like AA. They offer all kinds of help for people like this.

A few questions:
1- Has anyone ever suggested you cutdown or cutout your drinking?

2- When asked Ques #1, did it annoy you in any way?

3- Have you ever felt guilty about your drinking?

4- Have you ever had an "eye-opener" when you awake?

If you answer 1 of these questions "Yes", you may have an isssue w/ alcohol.
If you answer 2 or more "Yes", you definitely have an issue w/ alcohol & should seek help.

Good Luck w/ this. We ALL need help, every day!