Okay so like it looks like I cut my lower vagina but it wouldn't look like this. It's soooo sore, red, itchy, irritated, and just ugh! But it's so swollen and red and it's not a pimple. And it looks sort of infected. But I don't know! Help! It hurts but I don't want to touch it simply because it hurts! What the hell is it? :(

I'm a bit confused by your post, so I have a few questions.

What do you mean it looks like a cut but it wouldn't look like that? What does it look like? A bump, a scratch, swollen labia? How long has it been like this?

If it's swollen, sore, red, and itchy, then it is very possibly infected. Sounds like it's time to see a doctor.

Where do you want to see the list of dozens of possible things, with that you provided no info as to what has happened if you know.

Time to see your doctor

You said you cut it?
So is it safe to assume that you were shaving if so
It could be a ingrown hair which can cause a boil and that's where
The big bump and redness comes from

you said you cut it?
so is it safe to assume that you were shaving if so
it could be a ingrown hair which can cause a boil and thats where
the big bump and redness comes from

Yes, it could be any of the things you suggested, but there are many other possibilities. That's why the poster needs to see a doctor, because we can only guess.