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Ecog
May 10, 2012, 03:10 AM
I need help knowing the girls vocabulary.

Curlyben
May 10, 2012, 03:11 AM
That is the $64 million question.
If men knew exactly what woman said our lives would be so much easier..

joypulv
May 10, 2012, 05:35 AM
Men are known for not having any vocabulary at all, so we're even.

Some key sentences, translated:
We never go anywhere
You never lift a finger around this house
You're about as romantic as a doorknob
Does this make me look fat?
Why didn't you just marry your mother

When young and just dating, the following all mean the same self-explanatory thing:
I have to wash my hair that night
It isn't you, it's me
I need some space
I think we should take a break

(If you are still waiting for translations of the first ones, they all mean exactly what they say.)