I'm going crazy cause I don't know title or singer but I have the beat n a few lyrics stick in my head. It say something like "I was sitting on the corner selling condoms for a quarter...." And the beat is like dodo do da dodo... Please what is this song?

Supposedly it's a spoof of Tom's Diner by Suzanne Vega, but I don't know who did the spoof.
Unless it sounds more like Standing on a corner in Winslow Arizona, by the Eagles.