The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Rifles Over Women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one Rifle at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's Rifle and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary Rifle doesn't mind if you keep another Rifle for a backup.

#6. Your Rifle will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A Rifle doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Rifles function normally every day of the month.

#3. A Rifle doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A Rifle doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a Rifle is favored over a woman:

# 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A RIFLE

My husband is on the floor. He wants me to print this out so he can post it at his gun club.

Priceless!

I don't want to have sex with a rifle.

I don't want to have sex with a rifle.

You couldn't even try to have sex with a rifle as you aren't allowed to legally own them over there in Canook land.

You know why women prefer rifles over men?

Rifles are good for repeat shots.

You know why women prefer rifles over men?

Rifles are good for repeat shots.

Touche'... :)

Good one smoothy... will have to send that to my hubby!

Thank you - just came to me between my third and fourth cup of coffee. Next I'll be seeing spiders.

Anyway - thanks.

I was going to say rifles don't take very long to reload but I thought that was too adult and would be banned. (if this is a blank space it WAS banned)