Wife: when you tell a man something it goes in one ear and comes out the other

Husband: when you tell a woman something it goes in both ears and comes out the mouth.

Wife:when you tell a man (here) something it gets argued till the news starts then everything shuts down for an hour.

Husband:when you tell a woman ANYTHING she say's,"I can't hear you,the water(refrigerator door was open,dryer was running,truck passing by,airplane flying overhead,train 7 miles away,phone,etc,etc)was running..."

I,on the other hand HEAR IT ALL!!

Got to love your parents:)

Another nice one!