Dear Santa,
If you leave a brand new Harley Davidson Road King under the tree, I will give you the antidote to the poison in the cookies.
magprob.

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Dear MagProb,

Now you are on my "Naughty List"

Love,
Santa

Dear Santa,
For christmas I would like an end to poverty, world peace and England to win the next World Cup.
If these are out of your usual remit then a Bugatti Veyron (http://www.google.co.uk/search?client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&channel=s&hl=en&q=Bugatti+Veyron&meta=&btnG=Google+Search) would do.

Curlyben

Dear Santa,

First, since I am just a very good girl, I would like you to give Magprob and Curlyben their wishes (did I score some points there Santa?? ;).

For me, oh, well, since you are reading letters now, I might as well ask, but I will make it easy for you, so you don't have to squeeze your "healthy" bottom down my chimney. You can just put lots of money in my bank account, so I don't have to go to work anymore, and I can stay on the computer all day and provide my off the wall commentary to all the good folks at the AMHD site.

Thank you Dear Santa,

Love,
Allheart

Dear Santa,

For Christmas I would like you to give a home to all the homeless, food to all the hungry, money to all the poor, and for me Santa, could I please have a lifetime supply of PEPSI!! :p

Love,

Janine

P.S. I have a special Santa key hanging from my door since I only have a gas fireplace.

First,Merry Christmas to all the members,and staff,at AMHD.I too would like to see peace,and goodwill to everyone,in the coming year(s).Plus I would like to win ten million on the lottery,and live happily ever after. :D

Would a sudden last minute good idea for a gift foe my wife be asking too much?

Of all the things I have seen here, I think Nez's lottery win is the most likely.