Shrek, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Lopez were all having lunch together.


Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the World, but how can I be sure?


Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the hottest man alive but I've Never had it confirmed.'


Jennifer Lopez agreed. 'I'm told I'm the sexiest of them all, but Sometimes I wonder.'



They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to approach the wicked Queen's mirror to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Brad Pitt was the hottest and Jennifer Lopez was the sexiest.


They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.


The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world!'




Brad Pitt followed and boasted 'it is true, it has been confirmed that I am the hottest man alive! '




Jennifer Lopez walked in, head bent, tears in her eyes and asked, "Do either of you know who this Aurora Bell is?

Yes, who is she?

One fine specimen, if I do say so myself. Anything else you want to know, just ask! :)

anything else ya wanna know, just ask!! :)

Best save that discussion for the wrong thread.

Got a smirk out of me, you sexy babe:)

Soooooo you're sexier than Jennifer Lopez? Good for you, my dear!

Cute joke also.