My significant other screwed another man for 2/3rds of my marriage.

I hope she reads my posts...

I might post naughty noise, but I've never once stepped out on a lover.

So... lets rename this gym talk and be done with it.

Me thinks it's time for you and I to meet in our secret room KP. I don't think that the general public is ready for us. ;)

I forget what thread I'm on.

It's the lounge.

Darn rules.

So...

Methinks its j_9's turn to steer this ship right?

What's up girl? Inquiring minds want to know.

J's working tonight, poor girl.

It's just us, you and me, at least so far.

Okay, what's the topic again? Oh, random thoughts.

Let me pull one out of my arse.

Coconuts are neither cocoa or nuts, discuss. :)

One time me and three friends dropped acid and drove around in my dad's car. He has one of those talking cars, we're tripping, and the car goes, "The door is ajar." We pulled over and thought about that for 12 hours. "How can a door be a jar?" … "Why would they put a jar on a car?" … "Oh man, the freeway's melting" … "Put it in the jar."

Bahahahahahaha! I think I am in love.

Buddy's fav drug back in the day was the ronald reagan lsd "stamp"

Same guy who gave up tequilla after waking up one day with army boots on, his shorts down, and grass stains on his knees... had no idea of what happened, of course.

buddy's fav drug back in the day was the ronald reagan lsd "stamp"

same guy who gave up tequilla after waking up one day with army boots on, his shorts down, and grass stains on his knees.... had no idea of what happened, of course.




What's an Uber member?:rolleyes:

That is the elevation above Ultra Member Kit. Next would be Expert then.

That is the elevation above Ultra Member Kit. Next would be Expert then.



I don't think I would want to be an expert! I make to many mistakes and I get mad at some of the op's.:)

I don't think I would want to be an expert! I make to many mistakes and i get mad at some of the op's.:)

And your point is? :) It's a title and it is what you make of it. I get upset too as most do but my tongue has a hundred scars from biting it. :rolleyes:

I don't think I would want to be an expert! I make to many mistakes and i get mad at some of the op's.:)

Welcome to my life. Certified fidiot and intolerable jerk... still able to be an uncertified expert...

And your point is? :) It's a title and it is what you make of it. I get upset too as most do but my tongue has a hundred scars from biting it. :rolleyes:





You're right... but can you imagine what the mods would say if I told a woman... who was being abused... to use an iron skillet on his face:eek:

You're right...but can you imagine what the mods would say if I told a woman.....who was being abused...to use an iron skillet on his face:eek:

Plus that might void the warranty on the skillet.

plus that might void the warranty on the skillet.







I knew it.. you make me laugh out loud:D A good laughter.:)

I knew it..you make me laugh out loud:D A good laughter.:)

Just don't tell them the backhand swing will have more velocity if they lead with the opposing arm and I think you'll be OK.

Quote=kp2171;2416973]just don't tell them the backhand swing will have more velocity if they lead with the opposing arm and I think you'll be OK.[/quote]





OK... ::eek: Glad you told me that:p

Night all...

Night all....

Night Stinger.. Sweet Dreams:)

They're putting the cart before the horse on this pornography issue. Playboy doesn't cause sexual thoughts. Sexual thoughts exist and, therefore, there is Playboy. Do you see? … You know what causes sexual thoughts? I'm going to clear the air for you tonight. I'm going to end this debate, hopefully once and for all while on this planet, 'cause outer space awaits our presence, we are better and more unique creatures than this and all eternity is our playground, so let me clear this one issue up once and for all and let's move on to real issues. Can we? Great.

Here's what causes sexual thoughts: having a penis.

Mag, there's a hole in your theory. I don't have a penis, and I have sexual thoughts.

Try again. ;)

Yes, without a penis, there is a hole in my theory. I'll finger it out and get back to you.

Yes, without a penis, there is a hole in my theory. I'll finger it out and get back to you.

Not that hole!

Ya, work on that and let me know how it goes. :)

Kill for peace

I renounced my United States citizenship and became an illegal alien. Things are definitely better now.

I renounced my United States citizenship and became an illegal alien. Things are definitely better now.

At least you have options.

I renounced my United States citizenship and became an illegal alien. Things are definitely better now.

Awesome.

Now try to cross the border from the south.

Hint.. its easiest in the harshest areas... desert of death... sorry, its illegal to put out water for ja.

...

Yeah.. punchy. I know.

I've sponsored a man who spent 12 years in refugee camps. Who lost both parents and four brothers to civil war. Who is the most joyful man I know...

Who, at 12, was an "alien" wandering through two countries to find safety.

If any man has good reason to be hateful and mean, its manireho. He has more than enough excuse to be jaded.

I'm conservative in many ways politically.

When it comes to immigration, my life changed when I spoke face to face with refugees who came here to only try to have a hint of a better life... because staying where they were meant death.

...

So... do what you want.

I've seen the strength and power of those who just want a chance at life up close and personal. It is amazing and life changing.

I awoke amidst the broken beer bottles, soggy cigarette butts, nekkid wimmin, and the strange car parked in the living room. That was fun! I think.

Famous last words: hold my beer and watch this

Famous last words: hold my beer and watch this



Blimey look what you made appear someone give her dam beer back I need to return to my den.

Blimey look what you made appear someone give her dam beer back i need to return to my den.

Love the avatar! :)

It's not just you. I can't wait to deliver a baby on August 9.

8/9/10

You can come find me! My due date is August 13th.

For Sale: Neighbor. Housebroken (I think).
Must take whole family... not willing to separate.
New owner must have high tolerance for the following:
*Sucky drum playing
*Sucky guitar playing
*Sucky vocal abilities
*OCD-like tendencies pertaining to mowing the yard
*A tendency to feed every living creature within a 5 mile radius. This includes, but is not limited to raccoons, geese, squirrels, and cats.
*Loud car stereos
Serious inquiries only please. I wouldn't want to get my hopes up that someone would actually take these fruitcakes away from here.

For Sale: Neighbor. Housebroken (I think).
Must take whole family...not willing to seperate.
New owner must have high tolerance for the following:
*Sucky drum playing
*Sucky guitar playing
*Sucky vocal abilities
*OCD-like tendencies pertaining to mowing the yard
*A tendency to feed every living creature within a 5 mile radius. This includes, but is not limited to raccoons, geese, squirrels, and cats.
*Loud car stereos
Serious inquiries only please. I wouldn't want to get my hopes up that someone would actually take these fruitcakes away from here.


Hahahahahah!! I have neighbors like this. Except they own all those animals they are feeding. They have 6 cats, none of them fixed so now they have like 20 cats.

Hahahahahah!!!! I have neighbors like this. Except they own all those animals they are feeding. They have 6 cats, none of them fixed so now they have like 20 cats.




I have two. Inside cats... TWENTY CATS:eek:

Blimey look what you made appear someone give her dam beer back i need to return to my den. where the heck have you been ! Has he bin hiding you somewhere not proper? Just let me know I will be after I'm for that. Just watching Coronation Street and have to get back... hugs

Tick

For Sale: Neighbor. Housebroken (I think).
Must take whole family...not willing to seperate.
New owner must have high tolerance for the following:
*Sucky drum playing
*Sucky guitar playing
*Sucky vocal abilities
*OCD-like tendencies pertaining to mowing the yard
*A tendency to feed every living creature within a 5 mile radius. This includes, but is not limited to raccoons, geese, squirrels, and cats.
*Loud car stereos
Serious inquiries only please. I wouldn't want to get my hopes up that someone would actually take these fruitcakes away from here.

I said I was sorry! :rolleyes:

CBW, did Ben let you out of the dungeon for a while, or did you escape? ;)

Miss you lady. Who do I have to kill to make you come back full time? :)

CBW, did Ben let you out of the dungeon for a while, or did you escape? ;)

Miss you lady. Who do I have to kill to make you come back full time? :)

Yes, Imiss you too. Its been what, a year or two since you have shown your presence, darn that curlyben, he is a sly fox. Goes right along with our conversation about the dark horse, eh, curly

Tick

Blimey look what you made appear someone give her dam beer back i need to return to my den.

I miss you woman!!

CBW, did Ben let you out of the dungeon for a while, or did you escape? ;)

Miss you lady. Who do I have to kill to make you come back full time? :)

LOL Ben spends more than enough time here for the both of us :p and who is this lady you speak of?

Ooopppssss been caught best get back to the cellar xx

CBW, is that the latest picture of Madame as your avatar? I remember when she climbed like a monkey, I guess she finally turned into one.

I said I was sorry! :rolleyes:

That's right, I did try to get you to take them awhile back, didn't I...
Shame on you.

"How I Spent My Summer Vacation"

... spending five weeks, traveling 10,585 miles, going through 27 states, riding shotgun in a semi with a truck driver.

Amazing country, but good to be home! :)

"How I Spent My Summer Vacation"

..... spending five weeks, traveling 10,585 miles, going through 27 states, riding shotgun in a semi with a truck driver.

Amazing country, but good to be home! :)

Sounds like a blast!!

"How I Spent My Summer Vacation"

..... spending five weeks, traveling 10,585 miles, going through 27 states, riding shotgun in a semi with a truck driver.

Amazing country, but good to be home! :)

Agree with J, sounds like a blast!

Doula, were their kids involved? If not, sounds like a blast. If so, here's a scotch, let me rub your feet for you. ;)

Doula, were their kids involved? If not, sounds like a blast. If so, here's a scotch, let me rub your feet for you. ;)


No kids, they were all at home... only Alice, an English Bulldog went along. She's the usual driving partner... :)

It was great (for the most part!)... and surprisingly we didn't run into the "too much togetherness" factor.

It was a test run to see how I liked it and how we would do with the 24/7 aspect as I am considering getting my CDL so that we can team drive during the summers when I am not teaching... :D

Might even become professional tourists when we retire down the road! Get paid to travel the country... :)

Well then no scotch for you. ;)

We haven't done a road trip in so long. I miss it. The last time we did a really long trip (12 hour drive) Jared was 4, Sydney was around 10 or 11 months.

A 12 hour drive took 2 days, lots of breaks in between, lots of crying, whining, and the kids where pretty bad too. ;)

I wish we could do it this year. Now that they're 11 and 7 it should be a lot easier. No diaper changing breaks, frequent potty breaks, breastfeeding on the side of the road in a sweltering car.

The funniest part of that trip was the fact that we had to teach Jared to pee on the side of the road. The kid has a bladder the size of a lentil and has to pee every 1/2 hour. There's not always a bathroom around, so hubby taught him the art of peeing in the bushes on the side of the road.

When we got home, after a 2 week trip, I caught Jared peeing in my flowers. He didn't understand why it wasn't okay, when it was okay on the trip.

I miss those days.

I learned that truck drivers frequently pee in bottles. My aim was not very good, at least that's what I gathered when I looked at Paul's boots in the morning, so I had to resort to peeing in a cup. It was either that or through a funnel... ;)

I learned that truck drivers frequently pee in bottles. My aim was not very good, at least that's what I gathered when I looked at Paul's boots in the morning, so I had to resort to peeing in a cup. It was either that or through a funnel.....;)

I'm getting a mental image Doula, and I'm LMAO. :)

I once peed in an old Tim Hortons cup that was in the car. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Ok I totally pee'd in a 2 liter pop bottle once, I am still talked about by those boys. They are amazed and in awe.

Ok I totally pee'd in a 2 liter pop bottle once, I am still talked about by those boys. They are amazed and in awe.

I'm amazed and in awe!

Can you write your name in the snow too? I've always wanted to do that.

No I haven't mastered that. I'm not that flexible. I mean I can bend, but that's just crazy!

Ok I totally pee'd in a 2 liter pop bottle once, I am still talked about by those boys. They are amazed and in awe.


Well if that doesn't earn you a toaster, I don't know what will! I am just going to have to practice some more.

Practice and a full bladder makes perfect.

Practice and a full bladder makes perfect.





You peed in a bottle. :eek: I too am amazed and in awe!

Well thank you.

Well thank you.

How cute:p Do you know what some old remedies for earaches are?

My aunt used to put a hair dryer up to my ear. Or put garlic oil right from a garlic clove in my ear. Eww I know, but I swear these worked. Is it pain from pressure or just a normal earache?

my aunt used to put a hair dryer up to my ear. Or put garlic oil right from a garlic clove in my ear. Eww I know, but I swear these worked. Is it pain from pressure or just a normal earache?



May be swimmers ear. He said it isn't hurting bad, just throbbing a little when he yawns. My Grandson. Doesn't have a fever. Called Doctor.
Said... If it's still hurting tomorrow bring him in. My daughters in traing out of town so he is with us.

Try wrapping a warm water bottle in a towel and placing it under his ear, or try a heating pad.

Try wrapping a warm water bottle in a towel and placing it under his ear, or try a heating pad.

Thanks Bella:)

No problem, I hope it helps. Nothing worse than a sick baby on your hands.

(I know he's not really a baby) :)

The hair dryer trick works. It's the heat, it really helps.

Here's a link with a few suggestions Kit.

How to Treat an Earache Using Home Remedies | eHow.com (http://www.google.ca/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CBcQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ehow.com%2Fhow_4479668_treat-earache-using-home-remedies.html&ei=KKVPTMvPPI2onQfW_NyPBw&usg=AFQjCNFLgMhRGpHXHwrj9DLu17c27qHGaw)

The hair dryer trick works. It's the heat, it really helps.

Here's a link with a few suggestions Kit.

How to Treat an Earache Using Home Remedies | eHow.com (http://www.google.ca/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CBcQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ehow.com%2Fhow_4479668_treat-earache-using-home-remedies.html&ei=KKVPTMvPPI2onQfW_NyPBw&usg=AFQjCNFLgMhRGpHXHwrj9DLu17c27qHGaw)

Thanks you guys.:)

Thanks you guys.:)

No problem.

There's nothing quite as upsetting as a sick baby. I hope he feels okay and sleeps without pain. :)

Poor little tyke.

I wonder if I died tonight would anybody miss me?

J! Yes of course we would and so would your beautiful family!! Don't talk like that woman.

My family would not care. They don't even know me anymore.

My family would not care. They don't even know me anymore.

J everybody would miss you. I would and if you don't believe us ask Peter:eek:

I wonder if I died tonight would anybody miss me?

I'd miss you

We would all miss you.

I wonder if I died tonight would anybody miss me?

Dish girl. What's up?

You know that you'd be missed. None of that kind of talk or I'll slap you silly and I mean it.

Now dish. What's going on?

J you sound depressed, did something happen today? And of course we would all miss you and what you bring to us.

J, if you need to talk, you know how to reach me. Sadly my magic jack is once again on the fritz, but I'll ask Sneezy to help me set up skype, and I'll find a way to call. Just say the word lady. Okay?

We're all here if you need to vent, if you need a hug, if you just need to throw things or cry. We're here. Do you hear me lady? We're here! You need us, we're all here.

Look at the support group you have. This whole site sweetie. Everyone here. We're your family in every sense of the word, don't you forget that.

{{{{J}}}}

Let us know you're okay. Okay? I'll worry all night if you don't come back to talk to us. I'll stay up all night to talk to you if that's what you need.

Just say the word lady. One little word, that's all it takes.

K?

I'll even get on the skype wagon if you EVER need anyone to talk with. You have lots of people that worry and LOVE you!

I'll even get on the skype wagon if you EVER need anyone to talk with. You have lots of people that worry and LOVE you!!

You should definitely talk to Bella, she has the cutest voice ever! :)

It's so true, I do. :D

It's so true, I do. :D






And she's hilarious... :)

May be swimmers ear. he said it isn't hurting bad, just throbbing a little when he yawns. My Grandson. Doesn't have a fever. Called Doctor.
Said...If it's still hurting tomorrow bring him in. My daughters in traing out of town so he is with us.

I know if it were an ear infection, some drops of breastmilk could work! Perhaps not an option though... :) Some drops of warmed olive oil is supposed to be helpful too. Hope he feels better soon.

My family would not care. They don't even know me anymore.


Many, many people would miss you!! Are they all busy into their own things? What happened?

May be swimmers ear. he said it isn't hurting bad, just throbbing a little when he yawns. My Grandson. Doesn't have a fever. Called Doctor.
Said...If it's still hurting tomorrow bring him in. My daughters in traing out of town so he is with us.

If it is swimmers ear, swimmers ear drops may help. I know they helped me quite a few times.

Practice and a full bladder makes perfect.

I will have to work on it since I didn't really try the bottle, as I knew aim issues would be involved... I was never good at playing Asteroids either. But now I feel I might have sold myself short and could have given it a go. Maybe I'll lay some newspaper down or something first though... :D

Hahahaha! :D

Many, many people would miss you!!! Are they all busy into their own things?? What happened?

Long story. Just very tired and frustrated with some people.

I've been out of my Nexium so I haven't been able to eat and hold my food down for the past few days (was finally able to get it refilled today)

And out of my Pristiq for the last week, so the hot flashes have been coming back with a vengeance (finally able to get it refilled today as well).

I've been out of my Nexium so I haven't been able to eat and hold my food down for the past few days (was finally able to get it refilled today)
Woo woo! I have a week's worth left from my ulcer adventure last fall. I would have sent them to you overnight.

It's been bad WG. I even vomited today after drinking a simple glass of WATER! :eek:

I have, however, come to the conclusion that the Nexium is the reason I gained 20 pounds. :(

It's been bad WG. I even vomited today after drinking a simple glass of WATER!! :eek:

I have, however, come to the conclusion that the Nexium is the reason I gained 20 pounds. :(
Hmmm, I didn't gain when taking the Nexium. I did stop taking Verapamil, and got switched to a diuretic six months ago or so. You can't win, can you. Something that cures you ends up killing you.

I gained when I started taking Nexium because I could actually EAT again.

My acid reflux was so bad that any time I would eat my food would get "stuck" and I would have to go throw it up or choke.

Long story. Just very tired and frustrated with some people.

I've been out of my Nexium so I haven't been able to eat and hold my food down for the past few days (was finally able to get it refilled today)

And out of my Pristiq for the last week, so the hot flashes have been coming back with a vengeance (finally able to get it refilled today as well).


Feeling crummy only makes everything else seem worse. Hopefully you will start feeling better so that you can start feeling better! Get some much needed rest... sending good thoughts... :)

Hope you're feeling better J..

Much better today thank you. Talked to Synn for about an hour last night on the phone.

She gave me some "witchy" advice that really worked.

I really need to have some me time, but just don't have the time.

Can any one of you add about 10 more hours to my day please?

K it wasn't bad enough that I had "hooked on a feeling" stuck in my head, now I have "Witchy Woman" in there too.

Sorry Bella.

Here, I'll get that out of your head.

JUKE BOX HERO!!

YouTube - Blue Swede - Hooked On A Feeling (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo-qweh7nbQ)

ARRGG! So many songs, such little space...

ARRGG! So many songs, such little space...

I thought you were knot a blonde! :p

Busted...

Busted...

J and bella... remember this one. I would also like to send this one out to all our faithful listeners her at AMHD.

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J and bella.....remember this one. I would also like to send this one out to all our faithful listeners her at AMHD.

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Which one would that be Kit?

Which one would that be Kit?

It was going to be "Every Rose Has It's Thorns" but some of the video was a little too much.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPoPMXY4Yyo - 122k

What would happen if they used hedge hogs instead of gerbils?

Ha Kit, I could never forget my hubby Brett. Just don't tell my other hubby Axl.

Magprob, you are... funny.

Ha Kit, I could never forget my hubby Brett. Just don't tell my other hubby Axl.

Magprob, you are...funny.



I like some of Guns & Roses songs... Sweet Child of Mine. Poison... only one song... Every Rose has it's Thorns. I heard Brett was Taking Simon's place on American Idol. :eek::D

1969 was a seminal year for astronaut Buzz Aldren and it also marked the first sh*t on the moon - and not just Aldren himself touching down on lunar soil. Space legend Neil Armstrong crapped a large load of brown 'Earth treasure' to christens humanity's first arrival on our distant solar neighbor - or so claims the second man on the Moon.

"Right after the 'one small step for man' speech", says Aldren from his plush home today, "he opened a flap at the back of his suit and slid out a real doozy of a pooh".

Aldren describes the slow descent of the sh*t as "a visual ballet - in brown".

Nasa were so intrigued that they filmed the event from multiple angles using slow motion. Poor old 3rd astronaut Michael Collins who never got to step foot on the Moon was tasked with recording the event on his own primitive super 8 camera.The secret film still resides deep in the bowls of Cape Canaveral's operations center.

Armstrong denies the existence of the film or his involvement with the greatest sh*t in human history. He also says he never defecated on his beloved Night time friend the Moon.

Great bed time story. Thanks for the read.

Buzz Aldrin punch - Bing Videos (http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/buzz-aldrin-punch/41e115f7a0ccaffc621541e115f7a0ccaffc6215-166265422613?q=buzz%20aldrin%20punch&FROM=LKVR5&GT1=LKVR5&FORM=LKVR1)

Love buzz. What happens when you call a true hero a coward? Liar? Thief? A man thrice your age lays you out.

Why Americans Will Never Revolt Against Government

You will not like these facts but if you have been frustrated as to why people don’t get mad as hell and revolt against government, I have written this to explain it. It is so obvious that I will be surprised to receive any intelligent disagreements. Hang on…

50% of adults work for government at a local, county, state or federal level, or for a corporation that has a contract with the federal government. None will bite the hand that feeds them.

10% are unemployed and will not bite the hand that feeds them.

15% are on welfare and will never ever bite the hand that feeds them.

20% are getting or within a few years be getting social security and will never bite the hand that feeds them.

That leaves 5% that are not being fed by government and are used to feed the other 95%. However, due to social norms and media spin along with the fear that it would only get worse if they do rise up against government, they too will never revolt against government. The only chance for these 5% to become unburdened, is for a worldwide economic collapse in which the other 95% die off and loose their ability to control a system that funds their free ride on the back of the few. So, ask yourself—- how bad do you want to be free Jack? I say, absolutely free.

HA! I'm back!
How is everyone?

Anybody else willing to chime in on this thread? Not life or death. Just odd that its getting no other member bumps.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/adult-sexuality/boyfriend-isnt-interested-sex-turned-off-me-initiating-sex-help-501892.html

Bet you don't know who sang this song... Here's a line from the
Song. "Raven hair, ruby lips. fire flys from her fingertips"

bet you don't know who sang this song...Here's a line from the
song. "Raven hair, ruby lips. fire flys from her fingertips"

You mean The Eagles Witchy Woman?

bet you don't know who sang this song...Here's a line from the
song. "Raven hair, ruby lips. fire flys from her fingertips"

Bzzzz. I know it.

They're on tour as we speak.

You mean The Eagles Witchy Woman?

J.. you're right. Love the Eagles!

J came before me.

Just like a plan.

j came before me.


I always come before you K! :p

j came before me.

just like a plan.


They are going to be in Atlanta at Piedmont Park. Before the Braves game. Okay another one.



"What goes up must come down.".. easy.

YouTube - Kix - Don't Close Your Eyes (HQ music video) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcEu47mR43U)

bet you don't know who sang this song...Here's a line from the
song. "Raven hair, ruby lips. fire flys from her fingertips"

By the way, Glen sings "sparks fly from her fingertips."

By the way, Glen sings "sparks fly from her fingertips."

Yep sparks... Awesome song J.



Remember... "Sitting at a tiny table in a ritzy restaurant." Cats?

Yep sparks..........Awesome song J.



Remember..."Sitting at a tiny table in a ritzy restaurant." Cats ??

Sorry, I was just checking out the new Heart album due out this month. Nancy Wilson on mandolin does not really leave room for a "Third rate Romance."

Sorry, I was just checking out the new Heart album due out this month. Nancy Wilson on mandolin does not really leave room for a "Third rate Romance."

My daughter loved Heart. I myself like" Five for Fighting. "

My daughter loved Heart. I myself like" Five for Fighting. "

My current favorites, if such a thing exists, would be the symphonic metal of Nightwish and the ballads of Ricky Van Shelton. All such pronouncements are of course subject to change without notice.

My current favorites, if such a thing exists, would be the symphonic metal of Nightwish and the ballads of Ricky Van Shelton. All such pronouncements are of course subject to change without notice.

Love Ricky.. 'Somebody lied'.. 'I'll leave this world loving you''. I like the oldies... Remember.. "Asleep at The Wheel"? Exile.

Love Ricky..'Somebody lied'..'I'll leave this world loving you''. I like the oldies....Remember.."Asleep at The Wheel"? Exile.

"I'll leave this world loving you" is #3 on my ballot for greatest country songs of all time (I'm a CMA member from my dj days). Southern Rock is of course the music of my youth. I was on the dance committee for my junior/senior prom. We hired a little bar band out of Atlanta for $800 but we didn't like them because they didn't play enough slow music. That summer "Pronounced Lynyrd Skynyrd" went platinum.

Nowadays I try to keep broadening my horizons. Keep an eye out for each year's Eurovision to see what's coming. American music at present is kind of in a lull. The only thing new is this week's pop-tart or this month's hip-hop.

"I usic. That summer "Pronounced Lynyrd Skynyrd" went platinum.



And... you are Welsh..!

There is a country song I heard once while traveling in the early morning through southern Missouri, on the way to the gulf coast.

I've never, ever been able to find it... and I'm decent enough with lyric searches that I usually find out the answer on me own.

It was sung by a man. Country. And all I remember about it was a line that was something like "it was a bad, bad morning, but pretty good afternoon"...

With the backstory being all hell broke loose early, but he got to meet up with his woman to make some time in the early pm.

Cute song. Never have been able to find it. Any takers?

Jus' thought id put it out there.

"I'll leave this world loving you" is #3 on my ballot for greatest country songs of all time (I'm a CMA member from my dj days). Southern Rock is of course the music of my youth. I was on the dance committee for my junior/senior prom. We hired a little bar band out of Atlanta for $800 but we didn't like them because they didn't play enough slow music. That summer "Pronounced Lynyrd Skynyrd" went platinum.

Nowdays I try to keep broadening my horizons. Keep an eye out for each year's Eurovision to see what's coming. American music at present is kind of in a lull. The only thing new is this week's pop-tart or this month's hip-hop.

Wow you were a DJ? You may remember this guy "Gary Stewart"... "She's acting single" good music. Marshall Tucker and CDB
And Nitty Gritty Dirt Band can't beat them. The Doobies? Wish they had that kind of music now. Waylon, saw him in concert at least seven times. Bet you've met a lot of musicians. Remember Mel Street?

there is a country song i heard once while traveling in the early morning through southern missouri, on the way to the gulf coast.

ive never, ever been able to find it... and im decent enough with lyric searches that i usually find out the answer on me own.

it was sung by a man. country. and all i remember about it was a line that was something like "it was a bad, bad morning, but pretty good afternoon"...

with the backstory being all hell broke loose early, but he got to meet up with his woman to make some time in the early pm.

cute song. never have been able to find it. any takers?

jus' thought id put it out there.

Kp that song is by Merle Haggard. "I can't say it's a good morning, but it's sure been a great afternoon".


Here you go Kp.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6GcXRxlTmc - 91k

I wish I could help KP but I'm not a big country girl. I always felt that country songs would be better if they were played backwards, than he'd get his dog back, his wife back, his car back, his house back, and his dignity back. ;)

Random thought. I just finished all the back to school shopping. Ya, I know, they go back tomorrow, nothing like cutting it close, but I had everything but a few things. Duotangs (which I find to be the most annoying useless inventions ever made) are next to impossible to find. They need 15 each. Why? They don't even take 15 subjects. Also, they're in school for 10 months, that's not including breaks. Why do they need 30 pencils? That would be 3 pencils a month. Why do they have pens if they're using 3 pencils a month?

Why does my 8 year old need a calculator? She's taking addition, subtraction, multiplication and division. It's not like she's going to get into the tough stuff yet, so why a calculator? I'd hope that they teach kids the basic math skills without resorting to the use of a calculator. :(

My son needs a thesaurus. Um, they have access to computers all day, in every class room, 3 kids to one computer unless they're in computer class were they each get there own. Can't he just Google it? Why you ask? Because I went to 5 different stores and couldn't find a thesaurus anywhere!

Why do stores make runners with tracking soles? Why would anyone want runners with tracking soles? Don't the shoe manufacturers know that all schools require shoes without tracking soles? Good luck finding them. I'm sure they're out there, but all I could find are shoes that will leave a skid mark on even the softest surfaces.

I digress. Needless to say a lot of things were going through my mind today as I was driving from one end of the earth to the other looking for this stuff and wondering why they need it. I am now done. Syd is in the bath, Jar is next, their bags are packed (I can't lift them) their new clothes are laid out and their lunches are ready.

After I drop them off tomorrow, I'm going to add a bit of bailey's to my coffee.

I'm exhausted!

I wish I could help KP but I'm not a big country girl. I always felt that country songs would be better if they were played backwards, than he'd get his dog back, his wife back, his car back, his house back, and his dignity back. ;)

Random thought. I just finished all the back to school shopping. Ya, I know, they go back tomorrow, nothing like cutting it close, but I had everything but a few things. Duotangs (which I find to be the most annoying useless inventions ever made) are next to impossible to find. They need 15 each. Why? They don't even take 15 subjects. Also, they're in school for 10 months, that's not including breaks. Why do they need 30 pencils? That would be 3 pencils a month. Why do they have pens if they're using 3 pencils a month?

Why does my 8 year old need a calculator? She's taking addition, subtraction, multiplication and division. It's not like she's going to get into the tough stuff yet, so why a calculator? I'd hope that they teach kids the basic math skills without resorting to the use of a calculator. :(

My son needs a thesaurus. Um, they have access to computers all day, in every class room, 3 kids to one computer unless they're in computer class were they each get there own. Can't he just google it? Why you ask? Because I went to 5 different stores and couldn't find a thesaurus anywhere!

Why do stores make runners with tracking soles? Why would anyone want runners with tracking soles? Don't the shoe manufacturers know that all schools require shoes without tracking soles? Good luck finding them. I'm sure they're out there, but all I could find are shoes that will leave a skid mark on even the softest surfaces.

I digress. Needless to say a lot of things were going through my mind today as I was driving from one end of the earth to the other looking for this stuff and wondering why they need it. I am now done. Syd is in the bath, Jar is next, their bags are packed (I can't lift them) their new clothes are laid out and their lunches are ready.

After I drop them off tomorrow, I'm going to add a bit of bailey's to my coffee.

I'm exhausted!

Country music played backwards:p Glad you found all you needed.:)

Kp that song is by Merle Haggard. "I can't say it's a good morning, but it's sure been a great afternoon".


Here you go Kp.
YouTube - MERLE HAGGARD - It's Been A Great Afternoon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6GcXRxlTmc) - 91k

I

Love

You.

Do you know its been three years since I've heard this and its bugged the crap out of me.

I didn't absolutely love the song, but I loved the angle.

And its flippin haggard.

I have no cred left at the local country dance/bar. Pooh. I always liked their see through one way mirror in the mens bathroom. You could relieve yourself while watching the dance floor through the one way glass.

Haggard.

So completely fits with so mo.

Danke.

i

love

you.

do you know its been three years since ive heard this and its bugged the crap out of me.

i didnt absolutely love the song, but i loved the angle.

and its flippin haggard.

i have no cred left at the local country dance/bar. pooh. i always liked their see through one way mirror in the mens bathroom. you could relieve yourself while watching the dance floor through the one way glass.

haggard.

so completely fits with so mo.

danke.



The hag is great. The best song he ever did was "sing me back home before I die" a real tear jerker.:cool:

Kitkat's new safeword is Haggard.

Use it with reverance and disgression.

When I blow up, like I do about every three or four weeks (man cycle?? ) you have override power with "Haggard".

Not for infinity. Lets give it a 20 shot use.

kitkat's new safeword is Haggard.

use it with reverance and disgression.

when i blow up, like i do about every three or four weeks (man cycle????) you have override power with "Haggard".

not for infinity. lets give it a 20 shot use.


Wow I have a new safe word... thanks Kp... Kit

YouTube - MERLE HAGGARD- i'm lonesome fugitive (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHk4DLvz9AA) - 117k

Haggard. Seems less like a safe word than a state of body, mind and soul. I think haggard is the definition of me right now. ;)

Haggard. Seems less like a safe word than a state of body, mind and soul. I think haggard is the definition of me right now. ;)

LMAO.. Alty Haggard. Now all you have to do is write a country son.:D

Shed shoot me right now, but her boobs would get in the way of her aim.

...

That's a country song in itself waiting to be sung.

shed shoot me right now, but her boobs would get in the way of her aim.

...

thats a country song in itself waiting to be sung.

You'll have to sing it, I can't carry a tune to save my life. I can back you up on the accordion though. If you think big boobs are bad with guns, you should see big boobs with an accordion. All I can say is "OUCH!"

You'll have to sing it, I can't carry a tune to save my life. I can back you up on the accordion though. If you think big boobs are bad with guns, you should see big boobs with an accordion. All I can say is "OUCH!"

That would HURT:eek:

It is safe to say that any hetero man wouldn't care what tune you played on the squeezebox... disconnec the audio... this one is all video.

Just for you KP, I'll even do it in the nude. :)

just for you kp, i'll even do it in the nude. :)

Kp, pics!

Just for you KP, I'll even do it in the nude. :)

This sounds dangerous and could result in injury.
I am well trained in first aid , and I am able to
Assess the extent of the injury
Then give directions for treatment
Using a web cam.

I'll be ready if needed.

... :eek::p

I'm a nurse. I can fix any boo boo

I'm a nurse. I can fix any boo boo

I'll bet you didn't learn everything you know about fixing boo boo's in nursing school.



Just a hunch.

I'll bet you didn't learn everything you know about fixing boo boo's in nursing school.



Just a hunch.

Are you psychic! :rolleyes:

Are you psychic! :rolleyes:

How similar is that to psycho? I been called that.

How similar is that to psycho? I been called that.

I've known a few psycho's in my time... they weren't psychic. Juss sayin'

I've known a few psycho's in my time...they weren't psychic. juss sayin'

I knew you were going to say that.

I knew you were going to say that.

Really? So, what am I wearing?

Well it's 11:20 am here, so I am going with scrubs or NOTHING!

Really? So, what am I wearing?

A smile

A smile

Fooey!

I missed the smiling nekkid blonde.

Fooey!

I missed the smiling nekkid blonde.

You do give me good chuckles, Cats

Tick chuckles

Random thought... even the reason why I logged in today... MAGATORY... Magprob. I was thinking of his stupid wonderfully written Halloween poems... they were good, almost excellent:) J, you are wearing Spongebob jammies and a smile:) XXOO

Since you mention it Start, I have a new poem. It's about J_9 and her green Dwarf boyfriend running rampant, killing black cats on Halloween night, and using the blood as an elixer that promotes rapid wart growth.
It's a killer!

Since you mention it Start, I have a new poem. It's about J_9 and her green Dwarf boyfriend running rampant, killing black cats on Halloween night, and using the blood as an elixer that promotes rapid wart growth.
It's a killer!

Do you... by K.T. OLSEN! XXOO missed ya:mad:

J, you are wearing Spongebob jammies and a smile:) XXOO

The spongebob jammies was a secret between me, you and CBW :o

Oh, well, I grew out of them anyway.


RANDOM thought


snow white and the 7 dwarfs are in the bathtub together,they started feeling happy ,so happy got out, then they all started to feel grumpy :)

Hmmmm... I'm going to do it...

Late at the party they were all feeling Mary, she left, so they all jumped for Joy... :o

The spongebob jammies was a secret between me, you and CBW :o

Oh, well, I grew out of them anyway.


RANDOM thought


snow white and the 7 dwarfs are in the bathtub together,they started feeling happy ,so happy got out, then they all started to feel grumpy :)

It was said in front of millions, or thousands, or hundreds, I don't know what thread... I am just the ONE who remembered! XXOO

Hey you Stringer, longtime babe!

XXOO 22

I speak for the ignored dwarves... Sloppy and P!ssy have Grumpy's back. Huffy would have also voted in favor but his panties were in a bunch.

22 22 22 Start.

How are you hon, so good to see you too...

I have a new motto for the day - Life is short, party naked! Who's going to join me?

I've lost 48 pounds so far... need to continue exercising a bit more to firm up some more then... yup for sure.

How did you do it? I need to lose 20#

The dark side of J... who wants a piece?

YouTube - Queensryche - I Don't Believe In Love (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2c3g6tTYoxM)

How did you do it? I need to lose 20#

Mine is from taking Byetta for my diabetes J kills the appetite.

[QUOTE=Stringer;2566554]Mine is from taking Byetta for my diabetes J kills the appetite.[/QUOTE

What is 'Byetta' I don't recognize it ?

[QUOTE=Stringer;2566554]Mine is from taking Byetta for my diabetes J kills the appetite.[/QUOTE

what is 'Byetta' I dont recognize it ?

Hi Tick,

It is pretty new, but my friend has found the same results. Apparently it is a synthetic form of a chemical found in the gila monster, which can go a long time without eating. It mimics that chemical which causes the stomach to slow down the procees of dumping into the intestines. About half the people who are on it find it causes a sharp decrease in appetite, and the nice side benefit is weight loss... however, many find the sharp decrease subsides a bit after about a year as your body seems to figure out how to outwit it. I know someone else who was prescribed it for prediabetes and she did not get the same result.

[QUOTE=tickle;2566930]

Hi Tick,

It is pretty new, but my friend has found the same results. Apparently it is a synthetic form of a chemical found in the gila monster, which can go a long time without eating. It mimics that chemical which causes the stomach to slow down the procees of dumping into the intestines. About half the people who are on it find it causes a sharp decrease in appetite, and the nice side benefit is weight loss...however, many find the sharp decrease subsides a bit after about a year as your body seems to figure out how to outwit it. I know someone else who was prescribed it for prediabetes and she did not get the same result.

Yep and there is almost constant nausea. It has been almost a couple years now since I started it and I am still losing weight though. When that stops so does the Byeta, the nausea is terrible.

[QUOTE=DoulaLC;2567471]

Yep and there is almost constant nausea. It has been almost a couple years now since I started it and I am still losing weight though. When that stops so does the Byeta, the nausea is terrible.

I hope it is all worth it:) XXOO Stringer,you are a strong man! You can make it through this! :)
EDIT: you too DoulaLC

[QUOTE=Stringer;2567688]

I hope it is all worth it:) XXOO Stringer,you are a strong man!! You can make it through this! :)
EDIT: you too DoulaLC

Oh. I'm not on it, my friend is. She has been fortunate though, has not had the nausea. She dropped a fair amount of weight when first on it, but has found it has slowed down for her unfortunately.

Hope you have continued success with it Stringer!

Out of the mouths of babes:

Little boy in my class is into dinosaurs, sharks and snakes. He can tell you the various names of just about any of them, what they eat, habitats, etc.

He shows me a picture of a boa constrictor wrapped around a rabbit. He proceeds to explain to me how it wraps around its prey and squeezes until the animal suffocates. Then he asks, "Have you ever been strangled by a boa constrictor?" My reply, "No J, I don't believe I have" :)

[QUOTE=DoulaLC;2567471]

Yep and there is almost constant nausea. It has been almost a couple years now since I started it and I am still losing weight though. When that stops so does the Byeta, the nausea is terrible.

I hope it doesn't interact with the diabetes in any way. I think you mentioned, Stringer, that you were a diabetic ? Did you check with your doctor before taking Byeta. I am not trying to make you a case study, but would be interesting to know, if you know for sure, it doesn't have a downside with diabetes.

Tick

Tick... it is sometimes prescribed for diabetics and, at times, for those who fall in the category of being prediabetic.

Read about Byetta (exenatide) diabetes medication by MedicineNet.com (http://www.medicinenet.com/exenatide/article.htm)

[QUOTE=Stringer;2567688]

I hope it doesnt interact with the diabetes in any way. I think you mentioned, Stringer, that you were a diabetic ? Did you check with your doctor before taking Byeta. I am not trying to make you a case study, but would be interesting to know, if you know for sure, it doesnt have a downside with diabetes.

tick

Start... it's a battle that I will win hon, thanks.

Tick it was prescribed by my GP. I was taking two shots a day for all this time but I started taking one a week or so ago because of the nausea. I am doing that on my own though...

I am also taking other meds for the diabetes and my daily tests have ranged from about 109 to upwards of 135 or so...

48 pounds is a lot of weight to lose, that's a small person you know... :)

Stringer

Tick....it is sometimes prescribed for diabetics and, at times, for those who fall in the category of being prediabetic.

Read about Byetta (exenatide) diabetes medication by MedicineNet.com (http://www.medicinenet.com/exenatide/article.htm)

I am a diabetic, having quite a few diabetic clients, and have never heard of this medication, but then there are many meds in the US not used here in Canada.

Tick

Lilly The Witch And Her Green Dwarf Mort Breed A Wart.
By Magprob
Happy Halloween!

Hand me that beaker with the slimy goo
The placenta is ready, I can't let it cool
A teaspoon of cat hair, and a snip of tail
That's when the poor cat began to wail
Kill that dirty cat, Lilly screamed in rage
Mort the Dwarf blasted it with his gauge
Blood splattered like rain all over the two
She licked it all off like the morning dew
We need this brain bowl filled to the top
So get to cracking my dwarf, chop, chop!
Mort the Green Dwarf did as he was told
He sopped all the blood a skull can hold
Now pour it in here and don't spill a drop
If it ain't just right, it might spoil our crop
A cluster of pustules, dried mucus flakes,
Secretion of syphilis, parts of dead snakes,
Dried booger of troll, creamy smear dribble
And wiggly things from a dead blue Gribble
All in the pot and bubbling like witches stew
Lilly dipped out a cup full and tasted the goo
AHHHH! Perfect! Just the way Granny done
It goes really well with a hot cross top bun!
But we are not here to eat and make merry
So hand me the last part, the poison berries
There! Done! I am so completely desirous
To breed the most biggest, beautifulest virus!
Look at my sorry little warts, tiny as can be
And all of the other witches make fun of me
But the warts I am about to bring into being
Will send all of the other old witches fleeing
She drank and she gobbled till all was gone
Soon, her face started to look old and drawn
Then she let a loud poot and started to yawn
Suddenly her ears blew out a yellowish smoke
The Dwarf moved back so he wouldn't choke
Her belly swelled as her butt began to whistle
Out popped a sphincter rat like a ballistic missile
The floor started shaking and the ceiling cracked
At that, the scared Dwarf moved way, way back
She let out a howl that they could hear in Illinois
Why, it even awoke poor Miss Bacon's dead boys
The rats were evacuating with the spiders as well
It was too dangerous there, so they headed for hell
The moon cracked in half and the sun didn't shine
And an ice cold chill ran up even the devils spine
Suddenly a pop was heard like an atomic bomb
The poor little Dwarf could no linger stay calm
He crawled under the Tesla coil and pooed his shorts
Upon seeing his poor Lilly breaking out in giant warts
Pop! Pop! All over her face, Pop! Pop! All over the place
A wart popped on her nose and one popped out on her chin
Then more warts on top of those warts and then more again
In a matter of minutes, Lilly was covered with big ugly warts
And once again, the terrified Dwarf poo-pooed in his shorts
Lilly started laughing just like criminally insane people do
Rubbing her warts, dancing around and screaming YA-HOO!
I�VE DONE IT! I�VE DONE IT! I'm the wartiest of them all!
Come on you sorry little Dwarf, We're off the Witches ball!
And when we get back, you can go to work cleaning these bowls
I'll be finding my recipe for big, dark and hairy, malignant moles

Magatory, you have done it again. I just don't see anyone topping that one. Yucky yucky yucky, I love it!

Mirror, Mirror on the wall, am I still the TWISTEDIST of them all? Tee hee hee!

Mirror, Mirror on the wall, am I still the TWISTEDIST of them all? Tee hee hee!

YES, you are for sure! I love it!:D

That was great! :D

In the scientific and medical communities, the technical name for using one's finger to extract boogers is rhinotillexis, and doing so compulsively is termed rhinotillexomania. The act of eating the resulting harvest is called mucophagy.

There is an Austrian doctor who has gained notoriety by advocating the picking of one's nose and the consumption of the resulting bounty, particularly in children. Dr. Friedrich Bischinger, a lung specialist working in Innsbruck, would have us believe that people who pick their noses with their fingers are healthier, happier, and more in tune with their bodies. His argument stems from the notion that exposing the body to the dried germ corpses helps to reinforce the immune system. The good doctor feels that society should adopt a new approach to nose-picking, and encourage children to take up the habit.

Dr. Bischinger has been quoted as saying (in an Austrian accent), "With the finger you can get to places you just can't reach with a handkerchief, keeping your nose far cleaner. And eating the dry remains of what you pull out is a great way of strengthening the body's immune system." He then added, "Medically it makes great sense and is a perfectly natural thing to do. In terms of the immune system the nose is a filter in which a great deal of bacteria are collected, and when this mixture arrives in the intestines it works just like a medicine."

"Modern medicine is constantly trying to do the same thing through far more complicated methods, people who pick their nose and eat it get a natural boost to their immune system for free."

This theoretical boost comes from the fact that boogers are chock full of bacteria which your body has shuttled out by way of mucus. Mucus lines many of the pathways into the body's delicate innards, and creates a surface which is like flypaper for bacteria and other particles. Once stuff becomes mired in the goo, the loaded mucus is slowly escorted out by tiny hairs called cilia which sweep the undesirables back out the door. In regards to the nose, when this exiting mucus becomes dry, boogers are produced.

What our good Dr. Bischinger doesn't tell us is that nose mining can be a dangerous pursuit. If the skin inside the nose is broken while picking away, the veins in that region are situated in such a way that sometimes an infection can migrate inward to the base of the brain and inhibit the blood flow, a serious condition known as cavernous sinus thrombosis. This condition can also be caused by squeezing zits on or around the nose. Because of these risks, the triangular area of the face from the corners of the mouth to the bridge of the nose is referred to in the medical community as the "danger triangle of the face."

Risks aside, can the immune system really be reinforced by introducing germs into the gut via boogers? While the unpleasant notion may have some scientific merit, it is not based on any formal studies. For this reason, I propose a clinical study where each test subject is given real boogers or placebo boogers for a period of several months, and each group's susceptibility to disease is cataloged during that time. Only then can we know with any certainty.