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Homegirl 50
Apr 28, 2010, 06:24 AM
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Miami, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore.. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:

"Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course, we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation? "

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely. "

Jacob: "How about suppositories? "

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's? "

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely. "

Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion? "

Pharmacist: "We sure do."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob: "Adult diapers?"

Pharmacist: "Sure."

Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."
:D

mudweiser
Apr 28, 2010, 06:27 AM
Haha that's adorable ♥

Cat1864
Apr 28, 2010, 06:28 AM
I love it. :D

Stringer
Apr 28, 2010, 10:47 PM
Ha ha... didn't see that coming... good one HG.

Catsmine
Apr 29, 2010, 01:51 AM
That was good

Clough
Apr 29, 2010, 03:03 AM
Oh, I wasn't expecting that kind of ending! That was good! LOL! :p

Just Dahlia
Apr 29, 2010, 11:08 AM
Loved it!:D

twinkiedooter
May 12, 2010, 04:25 PM
Bridal registry in the most strangest place. Never thought of a drug store for all my old fart needs. Have to remember this for when I get really, really old. I'm just plain old now. Could come in handy.