Hello:

I want to donate my sperm... But if they freeze it, it'll interfere with my erection.

excon

I can't figure out if you're serious or not.

He's never serious, Craven.

Except when it comes to sex or politics. Then he's VERY serious.

Ex--donate it the old fashioned way, and there's no freezing involved.

Ex--donate it the old fashioned way, and there's no freezing involved.Hello Synn:

Cool. Shooting out those ice cubes'll HURT.

excon

He's never serious, Craven.

Except when it comes to sex or politics. Then he's VERY serious.

Ex--donate it the old fashioned way, and there's no freezing involved.

Well, maybe just politics (and possibly law). :D

Hello Synn:

Cool. Shooting out those ice cubes'll HURT.

excon

I don't think it would be ice cubes, but more like ice darts. Wouldn't that be fun in a pub?

Ask for a warmer room.

You just might...

Be given a jar.
Told to go into a room.

Then use your left hand, your right hand, hot water and cold water...



And still can't get the Jar open!

Just don't hold up the bank where your SO works.

You then ask the SO that you held up to grab a jar and drink it.

She reluctantly does, and then you take off your mask revealing your identity and say:

"It's not that difficult. Is it?

It's all about the matter at hand Ex.

I don't know about your sperm but I once tried to donate my body to the local Medical School so the students could study anatomy first hand - they refused because there's a stupid rule that you have to be dead first.

I don't know about your sperm but I once tried to donate my body to the local Medical School so the students could study anatomy first hand - they refused because there's a stupid rule that you have to be dead first.

What a shame. All those young doctors for you to operate on. Wait...