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excon
Mar 31, 2010, 06:50 AM
Hello:
I want to donate my sperm... But if they freeze it, it'll interfere with my erection.
excon
CravenMorhead
Mar 31, 2010, 07:37 AM
I can't figure out if you're serious or not.
Synnen
Mar 31, 2010, 07:41 AM
He's never serious, Craven.
Except when it comes to sex or politics. Then he's VERY serious.
Ex--donate it the old fashioned way, and there's no freezing involved.
excon
Mar 31, 2010, 07:53 AM
Ex--donate it the old fashioned way, and there's no freezing involved.Hello Synn:
Cool. Shooting out those ice cubes'll HURT.
excon
Cat1864
Mar 31, 2010, 08:53 AM
He's never serious, Craven.
Except when it comes to sex or politics. Then he's VERY serious.
Ex--donate it the old fashioned way, and there's no freezing involved.
Well, maybe just politics (and possibly law). :D
CravenMorhead
Mar 31, 2010, 09:05 AM
Hello Synn:
Cool. Shooting out those ice cubes'll HURT.
excon
I don't think it would be ice cubes, but more like ice darts. Wouldn't that be fun in a pub?
smoothy
Apr 1, 2010, 09:56 AM
Ask for a warmer room.
KISS
Apr 1, 2010, 06:03 PM
You just might...
Be given a jar.
Told to go into a room.
Then use your left hand, your right hand, hot water and cold water...
And still can't get the Jar open!
KISS
Apr 1, 2010, 06:07 PM
Just don't hold up the bank where your SO works.
You then ask the SO that you held up to grab a jar and drink it.
She reluctantly does, and then you take off your mask revealing your identity and say:
"It's not that difficult. Is it?
Stringer
Apr 1, 2010, 07:31 PM
It's all about the matter at hand Ex.
JudyKayTee
Apr 4, 2010, 08:21 AM
I don't know about your sperm but I once tried to donate my body to the local Medical School so the students could study anatomy first hand - they refused because there's a stupid rule that you have to be dead first.
Catsmine
Apr 4, 2010, 11:40 AM
I don't know about your sperm but I once tried to donate my body to the local Medical School so the students could study anatomy first hand - they refused because there's a stupid rule that you have to be dead first.
What a shame. All those young doctors for you to operate on. Wait...