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excon
Mar 31, 2010, 06:50 AM
Hello:

I want to donate my sperm... But if they freeze it, it'll interfere with my erection.

excon

CravenMorhead
Mar 31, 2010, 07:37 AM
I can't figure out if you're serious or not.

Synnen
Mar 31, 2010, 07:41 AM
He's never serious, Craven.

Except when it comes to sex or politics. Then he's VERY serious.

Ex--donate it the old fashioned way, and there's no freezing involved.

excon
Mar 31, 2010, 07:53 AM
Ex--donate it the old fashioned way, and there's no freezing involved.Hello Synn:

Cool. Shooting out those ice cubes'll HURT.

excon

Cat1864
Mar 31, 2010, 08:53 AM
He's never serious, Craven.

Except when it comes to sex or politics. Then he's VERY serious.

Ex--donate it the old fashioned way, and there's no freezing involved.

Well, maybe just politics (and possibly law). :D

CravenMorhead
Mar 31, 2010, 09:05 AM
Hello Synn:

Cool. Shooting out those ice cubes'll HURT.

excon

I don't think it would be ice cubes, but more like ice darts. Wouldn't that be fun in a pub?

smoothy
Apr 1, 2010, 09:56 AM
Ask for a warmer room.

KISS
Apr 1, 2010, 06:03 PM
You just might...

Be given a jar.
Told to go into a room.

Then use your left hand, your right hand, hot water and cold water...



And still can't get the Jar open!

KISS
Apr 1, 2010, 06:07 PM
Just don't hold up the bank where your SO works.

You then ask the SO that you held up to grab a jar and drink it.

She reluctantly does, and then you take off your mask revealing your identity and say:

"It's not that difficult. Is it?

Stringer
Apr 1, 2010, 07:31 PM
It's all about the matter at hand Ex.

JudyKayTee
Apr 4, 2010, 08:21 AM
I don't know about your sperm but I once tried to donate my body to the local Medical School so the students could study anatomy first hand - they refused because there's a stupid rule that you have to be dead first.

Catsmine
Apr 4, 2010, 11:40 AM
I don't know about your sperm but I once tried to donate my body to the local Medical School so the students could study anatomy first hand - they refused because there's a stupid rule that you have to be dead first.

What a shame. All those young doctors for you to operate on. Wait...