AMHD has been so slow lately. Where is everyone? Did everyone move away and not tell me? :(

I mean come on, you can't be out doing something else, AMHD is supposed to be you life, your obsession, your reason for living! Right? ;)

Bored, bored, bored, bored.

You know what happens when Alty is bored, she creates her own fun. Someone better stop me. I double dog dare you to come entertain me. Anything goes. Well... almost anything.

Jokes, pictures, venting, chitchat, you name it.

Come one come all... and hurry! :)

Boo

Ahhhhh! You snuck up on me Stringer!

I'm so glad you're here. I'll hug you once my heart stops racing. ;)

Are you OK? I was kind of busy lately and haven't been posting much.

Are you ok? I was kind of busy lately and haven't been posting much.

I noticed. I was really sad. I was going to hunt you down, but then I remembered that I don't have a passport, or money for airfare. :(

Don't ever leave me again! Okay? :)

(Tapping foot)...

Are you coming back... I am taking a break from the football game...

I am here for a moment hon... talk to me...

It's hard to talk to you when you keep running away...

I have been on the threads for Business but not posting too much in the others.

People get busy, but why I never get busy, its kind of weird! I am afraid, terribly afraid!

Don't be afraid Sergie, we are watching...

I went out for a smoke Stringy. Sorry.

Hi Sergie.

Now Sergie is here, I can go... game time... leaving you alone can be dangerous.

Sergie is my watcher?

Sergie, I feel sorry for you. I'm a handful... and then some. ;)

"I'll be back...." later.

Later Stringy. :)

Now, where did Sergie go?

You got an alternate job for me sringer? :D

The pay isn't too good however the benefits... :eek:

Well, I am so amused, I got a job as watcher... hippie :D

The pay isn't too good however the benefits.... :eek:

I'll just love it stinger, :eek:

well, I am so amused, I got a job as watcher.............. hippie :D

You got a job as an Alty watcher. It's an important job. Someone has to keep me out of trouble.

Think you can handle it? ;)

Requires diligent awareness Sergie...

Requires diligent awareness Sergie....

Roger! :D

Seems that I should know that person in your avatar Sergie, but I don't..

Seems that I should know that person in your avatar Sergie, but I don't....?

That avy is scary. Sergie is such a handsome guy, the avatar, not so much.

Sergie, you should post a picture of yourself as your avy.

Just saying. :)

Roger! :D

Alty is a hand full... and more dangerous when she has idle hands and mind.

That avy is scary. Sergie is such a handsome guy, the avatar, not so much.

Sergie, you should post a picture of yourself as your avy.

Just sayin. :)

Where's the pic?

Alty is a hand full....and more dangerous when she has idle hands and mind.

Hey!

True... but... HEY! ;)

Idle hands are the devils playground.

Muwahahahahahahaha! :D

Seems that I should know that person in your avatar Sergie, but I don't....?

You don't stringer?. they are the modern hippies I guess! But I am just the contrary. :rolleyes:

But where is the girl that I need to watch stringer?:mad:

Where's the pic?

I don't remember where Sergie posted it. M would know. He'd tell you the thread, the page and the post number.

Speaking of which...

BEER! :p

I'm so bad. :)

You don't stringer?.................. they are the modern hippies i guess! but I am just the contrary. :rolleyes:

But where is the girl that I need to watch stringer?:mad:

I'm right here!

Can't you see me? :(

Hey!

True....but...HEY! ;)

Idle hands are the devils playground.

Muwahahahahahahaha! :D

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Well I have 'connected' you two so I can now go and take the game off pause... later.

I'm right here!

Can't you see me? :(

What made me so blind! The Beer?. damn!! Probably I'm not a good watcher:(

See you later Stringer! :)

Later Stringy.

Sergie, do you see me now?

what made me so blind! The Beer?.................damn!!! probably I'm not a good watcher:(

I was here the whole time. Apparently invisible. So sad. I could cry. Luckily I'd rather laugh.

Beer does make you a bit bad at your job. ;)

At your service Alty! :D

I was here the whole time. Apparently invisible. So sad. I could cry. Luckily I'd rather laugh.

Beer does make you a bit bad at your job. ;)

It did... for a while! :D

At your service Alty! :D

Hmmm... interesting. At my service huh? :cool:

What should I ask for first? So many things I want, so little time.

How about a joke? :)

Found you Sergie:

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge/pictures-our-members-43867-104.html

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Later... really.

Later... stringer :)

How did you do that Stringer? Did M teach you? He won't teach me. M!! :(

Okay, I have to run for a bit too. Sydney wants to use the computer for a while and I have to get dinner on the table. Roast tonight and it's smelling up the place so much that I'm drooling on my keyboard.

I'll be back later.

Thanks for watching me Sergie. :)

Oh I am late as usual:o. Bt, the joke has been posted! See you later Alty. Even though I am not around, You are still being watched! :cool:

I don't mind being watched. ;)

Found you Sergie:

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge/pictures-our-members-43867-104.html

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Later...really.


Thank you, I had forgot the pic:)

Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored.

A bored Alty is a naughty Alty.

Anyone going to stop me? Anyone? Ben?

I thought Ben was watching. I guess not.

Does that mean I can be bad Alty? :cool:

Muwahahahahahahaha!

Here's what I have been doing today :)
YouTube - sharswar's Channel (http://www.youtube.com/user/sharswar)

Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored.

A bored Alty is a naughty Alty.

Anyone going to stop me? Anyone? Ben?

I thought Ben was watching. I guess not.

Does that mean I can be bad Alty? :cool:

Muwahahahahahahaha!

you can be bad alty ONLY if you'll wear leather and heels ^_~

Speaking of which...

BEER! :p

I'm so bad. :)

:rolleyes:... ;)



Here's what I have been doing today :)
YouTube - sharswar's Channel (http://www.youtube.com/user/sharswar)

Love the vid shazz :)

Happy Australia Day!!

It's Australia Day? Was that today, which is tomorrow where you are? Wait, doesn't that make it yesterday? Damnit!

Happy Aussie Day my Aussie friends, whenever it was. ;)

It's Australia Day? Was that today, which is tomorrow where you are? Wait, doesn't that make it yesterday? Damnit!

Happy Aussie Day my Aussie friends, whenever it was. ;)

Thanks Alty

It's today , 26th January :)

Thanks Alty

It's today , 26th January :)

So it's tomorrow. ;)

Today is January 25th M. :)

So it's tomorrow. ;)

Today is January 25th M. :)

Ha Ha... well it was , yesterday ;)


Just heading out for a BBQ actually :)

A BBQ? In this weather!

Have fun M. Don't drink too much... or too little.

I wish I could come. Shhhh, don't say it! ;)

The weather here is lovely today

Sunny :) and 31C

CYA later Alty... gotta go :)

31C!

Not fair.

Go have fun you lucky brat. It's -18 here! :(

Have a steak for me, and a beer. :)

I'm right here, Alty! :)

Thanks!

A BBQ? In this weather!

Have fun M. Don't drink too much...or too little.

I wish I could come. Shhhh, don't say it! ;)

It's Australia Day today!
Yet another excuse to have a BBQ and get trashed off your face.
Sounds great doesn't it :D

It's too cold to BBQ Shazzy. Unless you want to come over, stand outside in front of the grill covered from head to toe while snow falls on your head and the neighbors all stand at their windows wondering if you've finally snapped. ;)

Hi Clough. :)

Hi, Alty! :)

It's Australia Day today!
Yet another excuse to have a BBQ and get trashed off your face.
Sounds great doesn't it :D

I'll be right down! Just give me a chance to gas up my Lear jet!

Hi, Alty! :)

I see you found what I do when I'm bored. ;)

It's been so darn slow on AMHD lately. You know I'm bored when I actually look in the plumbing section to see if there are any questions I can answer. ;)

I'll be right down! Just give me a chance to gas up my Lear jet!

Pick me up on your way, okay? :)

Pick me up on your way, okay? :)

Slight diversion in the route, then... Around the world in one night! :)

Slight diversion in the route, then... Around the world in one night! :)

Just like Santa. :)

Can you swing by Ohio on your way to canada?

Just like Santa. :)

Darn, I was hoping and thought that no one would find out my true identity! :o

I guess that I blew it! :eek:

I can't wait for the BBQ! It gets kind of cold riding around so high in the sky, especially at this time of year up in the northern part of the world!

You're Santa!

We need to talk.

Do you remember back when I was 5? I asked for a pony and you got me a guitar. A GUITAR! I don't play the guitar, never did learn because I took accordion lessons instead. So it sat in the corner and collected dust.

A pony would have been much more useful.

Just saying. ;)

can you swing by ohio on your way to canada?

Sure! You got any money for gas?

You're Santa!

We need to talk.

Do you remember back when I was 5? I asked for a pony and you got me a guitar. A GUITAR! I don't play the guitar, never did learn because I took accordion lessons instead. So it sat in the corner and collected dust.

A pony would have been much more useful.

Just sayin. ;)

You know, my elves don't always get everything right...

Sorry about that! :o

I got a couple bucks...

i got a couple bucks......

I've got a few bucks I can spare and I'll bring beer, and my guitar. ;)

Okay, then we're set! I get special discounts on fuel, by the way!

You're not using the reindeer Clough?

I was so excited. It would have made up for the pony incident. ;)

Wait, is gas slang for alfalfa? Is your sleigh powered by reindeer farts?

Reindeer farts are nasty! They do keep you warm though.

TMI? ;)

You're not using the reindeer Clough?

I was so excited. It would have made up for the pony incident. ;)

I'll use the reindeer as we get closer to the great "down under".

It saves fuel by having them pulling the jet along.

They're still kind of worn out by the Christmas rush!

Reindeer farts are nasty! They do keep you warm though.

TMI? ;)

Yeah, but I'm used to the smell!

Don't you use the six white boomers when you're in Aussie land? ;)

YouTube - Six White Boomers - A Rolf Harris Tribute (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FdVXca9hys)

Beer!

Because I can. :)

:rolleyes:

:rolleyes:

Do you still adore me, even though I played the beer card? ;)

How else can I get you to come out of your corner. :confused:

Do you still adore me, even though I played the beer card? ;)


:)

I have spent the last 2 and half hours with the most annoying women I think I have ever met,I swear she aged me 10 years.

I need a keg,and a serious amount of choclate goo.

i have spent the last 2 and half hours with the most annoying women i think i have ever met,i swear she aged me 10 years.

i need a keg,and a serious amount of choclate goo.

Did someone say chocolate? :cool:

:)

:o I adore you too. :)

M if your handing out adoration and smooches ill take some too!

The only choclate in the house are leftover kitkats... my children are savages.

M if your handing out adoration and smooches ill take some too!



:)... ;)

So all we're getting today is smilies M?

Where's the commentary, the plucky comic relief, the engaging conversation?

Sigh.

So all we're getting today is smilies M?

Where's the commentary, the plucky comic relief, the engaging conversation?

Sigh.

:o... :(

:o.....................................:(


Cat got your tongue M,. oops,sorry,think that was me.

cat got your tongue M,.........oops,sorry,think that was me.

Big day yesterday red , I think I've lost my voice :cool:

Big day yesterday red , I think I've lost my voice :cool:


For a second there I thought 'oh right,that makes sense'... recessive blonde gene!

Nothing a few Beers won't fix ;)

for a second there i thought 'oh right,that makes sense'...recessive blonde gene!

LMAO! Beer spewed all over the puter!

Bad Red! Bad Red! :p

M, don't make me smack you with a stick. I will. You know I will. Remember last time?

By the way, did those cuts ever heal? ;)

Nothing a few Beers won't fix ;)

M, I can't hear you! You're all gray!

M, I can't hear you!! You're all gray!

Sorry J :o

M, I can't hear you!! You're all gray!

Apparently he lost his voice. Probably from screaming in the bar last night. ;)

This is what happens when M gets a month off. :rolleyes:

Apparently he lost his voice. Probably from screaming in the bar last night. ;)

This is what happens when M gets a month off. :rolleyes:


I think you nailed it Alty ;)

Sorry J :o

I need my glasses to hear you! :p

I need my glasses to hear you!! :p

LMAO... that was good !!!

I need my glasses to hear you!! :p

Damn I wish I could rep that! Love it J. :)

I think you nailed it Alty ;)

Well, you know me. If it's there, I'll nail it.

Wait... that sounded wrong. :o

Alty moment! :D

Well, you know me. If it's there, I'll nail it.

Wait....that sounded wrong. :o



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LMAO..................... that was good !!!

Hey, you got your voice back for a moment... wow did that blind me!

I Agree: Here's a Greenie 28526

You liked? Why thank you kind sir.

Now bold your answers! We're all old here! ;)

Ok

Voice back.........................it's a miracle :)

Ok

Voice back.........................it's a miracle :)

Ouch! Time to take off the glasses.

Ahhhh! Okay, I asked for it. My bad. :(

J, you okay? Do you need an aspirin?

I just got a package! I am so thrilled and excited that I could just... well... giggle. :)

Our sweet Shazzy sent me a package, along with a letter. Just fyi, she has really nice handwriting!

Yes, she asked for my address before sending it. In fact, she was quite shy about asking which I thought was cute, of course I'd give it to her. :)

She bought something for both kids and me. I'll take pictures later and post it. Shazzy, Rod claimed the cool pen and says to say hi and thanks.

Sydney is over the moon and will send her own thank you. Jared is at a friends so he hasn't seen it yet.

So very sweet and just made my day. :)

Rod claimed the cool pen

Hey! I want a cool pen! I live on cool pens at work!

I could supply many cool pens :)



Well done shazzy!!

I could supply many cool pens :)



Well done shazzy !!!!

J wants cool pens... J needs cool pens... J want to make co-workers jealous! :p

J wants cool pens....J needs cool pens....J want to make co-workers jealous!! :p

Just say the word ;)

I've got a few cool pens J, I just need your address. :)

This is the second package I've gotten from Australia. I'm giddy. :)

just say the word ;)

Word!

I've got a few cool pens J, I just need your address. :)

This is the second package I've gotten from Australia. I'm giddy. :)

Check your email

word!!

Done deal :)

Just PM me where I should send them ;)

Check your email

:)

Consider them sent J. :)

I still have to send nakie pictures to M. No, not my nakie pictures, I just email those. ;)

I still have to send nakie pictures to M. No, not my nakie pictures, I just email those. ;)


Sssshhhhhhhh... that was our secret :rolleyes:



I am still waiting for my mouse though ;)

Sssshhhhhhhh..................................... that was our secret :rolleyes:



I am still waiting for my mouse though ;)

Mice are being made. I won't send them until they're all done. Do you want a nakie mouse? ;)

M, remember our deal, you won't put my pics on your phone, go to the bar, get drunk, hold up the picture and scream "that's my b*tch!" like some other people we know. ;)

Deal?

The gifts Shazzy sent. :)

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This truly is a great day, I even have batteries for my camera.

Shhhh M! :o

Mice are being made. I won't send them until they're all done. Do you want a nakie mouse? ;)

M, remember our deal, you won't put my pics on your phone, go to the bar, get drunk, hold up the picture and scream "that's my b*tch!" like some other people we know. ;)

Deal?

Ha Ha... OK Deal ;)

The gifts Shazzy sent. :)

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This truly is a great day, I even have batteries for my camera.

Shhhh M! :o


That's really cool alty , well done shazzy :)


How the h*ll did she get that chair in the parcel though :confused:

Thats really cool alty , well done shazzy :)


How the h*ll did she get that chair in the parcel though :confused:

LMAO! The chair is mine silly boy.

I am using my beer cozy as we speak and Sydney is playing with her bunny. She's named it Dora, just like Shazzy's bunny. Isn't that too cute? Almost makes you want to vomit. ;)

I kind of feel left out...

i kinda feel left out....

Why?

Don't feel that way. That's an order. ;)

i kinda feel left out....

I could send you a Pagan Bra heath... LOL ;)

I could send you a Pagan Bra heath............LOL ;)

But then she has to post a picture of her wearing it. :D

Ha Ha....................................... ok Deal ;)

Does that mean I have to send you my nakie pictures?

I'll just get Sneezy to send them too you.

Oops! :eek:

But then she has to post a picture of her wearing it. :D

Aha ;)

Aha ;)

Whose got your back? Hmmm? I'm a great wing chick. ;)

Does that mean I have to send you my nakie pictures?

I'll just get Sneezy to send them too you.

Oops! :eek:

Too late ;)

Why?

Don't feel that way. That's an order. ;)

I don't get mail. That's why.


I could send you a Pagan Bra heath............LOL ;)

So, that would be an empty box?

Too late ;)

Way too late! ;)

Teach me to make a bet with that kid.

Wait... no, it didn't teach me. I'll be getting my Sneezy tattoo in the summer. :(

Darn kid!

But then she has to post a picture of her wearing it. :D

Did you know that putting a digital camera in a sandwich baggie let's you take pictures in the shower?

I don't get mail. That's why.

I normally only get bills Heath. I usually hate going to the mailbox.

Then there are the phone calls "you owe us, you owe them, you owe everyone". I have the same answer for everyone "your name was put in our draw, sadly you didn't win. Better luck next month".

I mean really! ;)

did you know that putting a digital camera in a sandwich baggie let's you take pictures in the shower?

Prove it! :D

Prove it! :D

Your making my work here very easy ;)


::sits back and watches::

Your making my work here very easy ;)


::sits back and watches::

I told you, I'm a great wing chick. :D

Just ask my buddy B from LA. Every time he comes to visit we go out and I get the girls to flock around him like rats to garbage.

That sounded so good in my head! :o

I normally only get bills Heath. I usually hate going to the mailbox.

Then there are the phone calls "you owe us, you owe them, you owe everyone". I have the same answer for everyone "your name was put in our draw, sadly you didn't win. Better luck next month".

I mean really! ;)

I don't even get bills. I guess that's a perk of not having a registered address, and having 3 different addresses in the last 6 months.


Prove it! :D

I would, but that fits FAR into 'wrong thread' land and would definitely get me banned for the rest of FOREVER!

M, give HH your email address so she can send you her pics to prove her underwater picture theory.

Solved. :)

M, give HH your email address so she can send you her pics to prove her underwater picture theory.

Solved. :)

Wait? Did I unknowingly agree to something?

wait? did i unknowingly agree to something?

Yup!

See how I get myself into trouble? It's stuff like this! ;)

wait? did i unknowingly agree to something?

Yep!!

You can't back out now ;)

What did I agree to? Did I make a bet without realizing it? What are the stakes? Is it too late to back out?

I don't want a tattoo of a dwarf on my butt.

i don't want a tattoo of a dwarf on my butt.

What about a cute Lab :)

What about a cute Lab :)

I should have made that bet!

what did i agree to? did i make a bet without realizing it? what are the stakes? is it too late to back out?

i don't want a tattoo of a dwarf on my butt.

It's not going on my butt! :eek:

That darn kid. Who would have thought that a 23 year old could abstain from sex for 2 weeks? :(

Beer? :(

Please be patient , we all volunteer here and Beer requests can take days to get answered :D

Please be patient , we all volunteer here and Beer requests can take days to get answered :D

LMAO!

Bite me! :p

lmao!

Bite me! :p




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Don't stick your tongue out at me unless you plan to use it. ;)

Don't stick your tongue out at me unless you plan to use it. ;)

Now how did I know you were going to say that :cool:

Now how did I know you were gonna say that :cool:

Because you know me too well and Smart A$$ is my middle name. ;)

Just so you don't feel too cocky, I know what you're going to say most of the time too.

OMG! Are we married? :eek:

What about a cute Lab :)

That, I might consider, IF I were to agree to anything. Since I haven't, you're out of luck.


It's not going on my butt! :eek:

That darn kid. Who would have thought that a 23 year old could abstain from sex for 2 weeks? :(

I'm 23 and it's been more than 3 months since I had sex. Before that, I went more than a year.

I'm 23 and it's been more than 3 months since I had sex. Before that, I went more than a year.

But you're female, we have more restraint.

Also, this 23 year old male is on a tropical island with girls throwing themselves at him left right and center. I thought it was a sure win.

Damn him and his self control!

Why do I keep trying? I never win! :(

M, you want to make a bet? :)

M, you want to make a bet? :)

I concede :cool:

I concede :cool:

So that's a yes? :cool:

So that's a yes?! :cool:

Negative , I never make a bet I can't win :cool:

Negative , I never make a bet I can't win :cool:

Ahem, M;

concede;

: to accept as true, valid, or accurate <the right of the state to tax is generally conceded> b : to acknowledge grudgingly or hesitantly <conceded that it might be a good idea>

I think we have a bet. :)

LOL... so the bet is??

LOL................................. so the bet is ???

I haven't gotten that far yet. ;)

I'll think of something.

I'm more interested in what I get if I win. :cool:

I haven't gotten that far yet. ;)

I'll think of something.

I'm more interested in what I get if I win. :cool:

Name it!!

Name it !!!

Anything I want?

Do you have a camera and a clear plastic bag? ;)

Anything I want?

Do you have a camera and a clear plastic bag? ;)

Ha Ha... no plastic bag ;)

I'm sure plastic wrap would work, too.

Ha Ha........................................ no plastic bag ;)

I'll send you one.

Heck, I'll send you a 20 pack. :)

I'm sure plastic wrap would work, too.

So you want in on the action heath ;)

I didn't say that. I was only suggesting alternatives to plastic bags.

So you want in on the action heath ;)

We already have a bet with her.

In fact, I'm waiting for her nakie pics. :)

We already have a bet with her.

In fact, I'm waiting for her nakie pics. :)

Oh that's right... ::waiting , waiting::

Oh thats right............................ ::waiting , waiting::

Now, about the plastic bags. :D

I have a better idea. I'll send you and underwater disposable camera. We got one while we were in Hawaii, it worked really well.

Let me dig up some pictures.

Give me a few minutes, or more. :)

We already have a bet with her.

In fact, I'm waiting for her nakie pics. :)

No one told me what the bet was. What are the stakes? Who is the bet with? What happens if I lose?

no one told me what the bet was. what are the stakes? who is the bet with? what happens if i lose?

You already lost, the price is nakie pictures.

Don't tell me you're trying to back out now. :rolleyes:

You already lost, the price is nakie pictures.

Don't tell me you're trying to back out now. :rolleyes:

I know , I can't believe it myself :rolleyes:


Pay up heath :)

Okay, pictures taken with underwater disposable camera.

These were taken 14 years ago, so I'm sure the quality of cameras out there is much better now.

Also, I was a B cup then. Don't laugh.

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Okay, pictures taken with underwater disposable camera.

These were taken 14 years ago, so I'm sure the quality of cameras out there is much better now.

Also, I was a B cup then. Don't laugh.

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I'm sure there's a joke about water wings or flotation devices in there somewhere :rolleyes:

ALTYALTYALTYALTYALTYALTYALTYALTY!! I found something I HAD to share with you ^_^

im sure theres a joke about water wings or flotation devices in there somewhere :rolleyes:

There is! :p

Rod can't swim, which is why I wrote what I did under his picture.

The way that the reef is, everyone floats. That's the first time in his life that he went into a body of water and didn't walk in or out. ;)

ALTYALTYALTYALTYALTYALTYALTYALTY!!! i found something i HAD to share with you ^_^

LMAO! Yup, that sounds about right. ;)

I post my picture and everyone leaves!

Typical! :(

Beer?

Anyone?

Fine! Go live your life, see if I care! ;)

Nice B cups :D

Nice B cups :D

You should see them now.

Wait, you already did! :eek:

Oops! ;)

I post my picture and everyone leaves!

Typical! :(

Beer?

Anyone?

Fine! Go live your life, see if I care! ;)

Still here,

How dare you insinuate I have a life, I take offence at that :D

I really should post pictures of my legs after that particular excursion. Coral and Alty don't mix.

Have I ever told you that I have a fear of fish? Really! I do! I'm not fond of swimming in water with fish. I'm better now, but back then I was positively phobic!

There are tons of fish in that area. You can feed them. They're not afraid of people, blasted things. You can buy food at the concession and they'll eat out of your hands! I wish someone had told me that before we went.

Anyway, the further out you go, the bigger the fish. So, being adventurous and wanting to overcome my phobia, we went as far out as we could (without Rod drowning). I'm taking pictures and feeling pretty darn good because I have the protection of the camera (yes, my mind works that way, and if I close my eyes the boogy man won't see me!) when I spot a huge black fish with teeth the size of my fingers! Okay, it may have been smaller then that, but water magnifies things!

Anyway, I freaked out! I swam over to Rod and literally tried to climb on top of him, screaming "Get me out of the water! Get me out of the water!"

Remember, Rod can't swim, so of course he went under and in true heroic fashion, he tried to pry my arms off his back so he could save himself.

He gave up after finding out that I my phobia made me much stronger then a drowning man. So he dragged my butt back to shore.

Sadly the waves were coming in and we got knocked around, mainly me, and I ended up getting very scratched up from the coral.

Apparently that's dangerous, can lead to infection and possible amputation.

Damn fish! :(

I would just like to say a quick HELLLOOO to all of my amhd friends and leave my mark! :D Now I'm off the bed ;) Take care all!

Hi rank, good to see you, its been a while :)

Take care, good night :)

Hi Rank. :)

Bye Rank. :(

I post my picture and everyone leaves!

Typical! :(

Beer?

Anyone?

Fine! Go live your life, see if I care! ;)

I didn't leave. I'm busy finding ammo to spam the humor forum. You should go look ^_^

I'll take a look HH. :)

Bear... beer?

M went awol, you're my new beer boy. :)

::whistling::

M's still here to fetch you beer alty, remember he sits in the corners where its dark, and his fur is dark, so just because you can't see him doesn't mean he's not there :)

::whistling::

Okay, you either tell me how you do that or I'll torture it out of you! :(

Come on, this is the perfect opportunity for you to teach me something. These opportunities are rare, after all, I already know everything. ;)

M's still here to fetch you beer alty, remember he sits in the corners where its dark, and his fur is dark, so just because you can't see him doesnt mean he's not there :)

A rolled up newspaper and a treat will get him out of that corner. ;)

m's still here to fetch you beer alty, remember he sits in the corners where its dark, and his fur is dark, so just because you can't see him doesnt mean he's not there :)


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M, that's just creepy! :eek:

I'm going to dream about that! :eek:

Damn, he's still looking at me! :eek:

Quick, someone type something so we get to the next page! :eek:

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Just because I didn't give you a creepy enough description :rolleyes:

M, that's just creepy! :eek:

I'm going to dream about that! :eek:

Damn, he's still looking at me! :eek:

Quick, someone type something so we get to the next page! :eek:

Alty , you can't get rid of me that easily :rolleyes:


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And here I was thinking shazzys dog was creepy when it blinked

and here i was thinking shazzys dog was creepy when it blinked

;)... :d

Alty , you can't get rid of me that easily :rolleyes:


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:eek:

Do you remember the weird Avy contest we had one night? Remember the ugly dog? Don't make me post it. :rolleyes:

and here i was thinking shazzys dog was creepy when it blinked

Thank dog I'm not the only one that thinks so! ;)

Okay, I'm having puter problems.

M, I need your help and don't laugh.

I'm trying to post a riddle type deal. It was sent to me via email.

If the person gets the answer right there's an attachment where you enter the answer and, if you're right, you can put your name on the list of people that solved it.

I can't figure out how to get the blasted link on the thread.

Please help?

Pretty please?

I'll rub your tummy. :)

Can you email it to me and I'll have a look , not sure you'd be able to put it up here.

Can you email it to me and I'll have a look , not sure you'd be able to put it up here.

Will do buddy. :)

Sending it now. :)

Later taters, :)

Okay people, test your brain power.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/other-arts-leisure/riddle-439665.html

Bye Bear.

I'm right here again, Alty!

Shazzy, the picture is on post 124. :)

Also, beer! :)

LMAO! The chair is mine silly boy.

I am using my beer cozy as we speak and Sydney is playing with her bunny. She's named it Dora, just like Shazzy's bunny. Isn't that too cute? Almost makes you want to vomit. ;)

Awww that's too cute!

I'm glad you liked them, and I thought the beer cozy would come in handy ;) :p

Wasn't sure what to get Jared but I figure all boys like cars haha

Also, beer! :)

:eek:

Also, beer! :)

Alty, I think your next beer shipment is going to be a LITTLE late.

AAGGGGHHHHHHHH
Bad hheath!! Bad!

Awww that's too cute!

I'm glad you liked them, and I thought the beer cozy would come in handy ;) :p

Wasn't sure what to get Jared but I figure all boys like cars haha

Jared loved the cars. He took them to school with him today. The bunny is named Dora and Sydney feeds her every 2 hours with the little plastic carrot that she came with. Rod took the pen to school and yes, I'm using my beer cozy.

I have a few neat things to send you, so keep you eye open for a package. :)

:eek:

I would say "Naked pictures" if I thought it would work. ;)

Naughty naughty heath :eek:



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alty, i think your next beer shipment is going to be a LITTLE late.

That's just wrong! :(

Naughty naughty heath :eek:



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M, you look good in a black leather bustier. :D

M, you look good in a black leather bustier. :D

I stole it out of your cupboard ;)

I stole it out of your cupboard ;)

And it fit you! :eek:

I'm going to cry. :(

And it fit you!? :eek:

I'm going to cry. :(


Uhmmmm... well I did have to tuck my tail in :D

Uhmmmm..................well I did have to tuck my tail in :D

Mental picture bad! I'm blind! Bad M!

Of course you know that I'm going for the dirty image. ;)

Oh, got an email from Sneezy today. He wrote "so, what constitutes sex"?

So I wrote back "why, did you lose?"

He wrote "that depends on what constitutes sex".

So I wrote "vaginal, anal, oral (giving or receiving) and masturbating"

He wrote "Oh, then I win!"

What?! :confused: What the hell did you do that would be considered sex but isn't on my list?

He won't tell me. :(

Touching??

Touching ???

It depends on the kind of touching. I told him, nothing sexual. So touching boobs counts. Right?

Damn, I lost didn't I?

Darn kid! I'll get him yet. The sun has to shine on a dogs a$$ some day, right? :(

Hello!?

Where did everyone go?

Shazzy? M? HH?

All alone. Bored, bored, bored.

Heading to the religious forum. Anyone going to stop me? ;)

I'm going to follow you and just sit and watch :D

I'm sort of back... I had to help V mow the lawn, and by help, I mean sit and watch ;)

You don't have to send anything back! I just send stuff because I'm cheesy like that :D

I'm going to follow you and just sit and watch :D

But... but... you're supposed to stop me!

What kind of guard are you? :(

I'm not allowed in the religious forum. Actually, I am, I just promised I wouldn't go there anymore and I intend to keep my promise. Besides, that place makes my hair fall out! ;)

I'm sorta back... I had to help V mow the lawn, and by help, I mean sit and watch ;)

You don't have to send anything back! I just send stuff cos I'm cheesy like that :D

As it happens, they had a weird sale at Rod's college yesterday. Lots of cool stuff, cool pens, yo-yo's, puzzles, neat key chains. Rod brought it down seconds after I opened your package and we both looked at each other and said, "Shazzy is getting some of these".

There's a pen with perfume in it! It's so neat. There's a spritzer on top and you can refill it with whatever perfume you want. Oops, I'm actually keeping that one, I guess I shouldn't have told you about it. ;)

Cya guys , got to go :)

Sounds cool Alty, like our local market but with stuff that people would actually buy :p

Cya M!

Bye M, don't scream so much this time. ;)

Sounds cool Alty, like our local market but with stuff that people would actually buy :p

Cya M!

It was cool. I wish I could have gone, I would have bought more cool pens. :)

Sorry, I'm looking at bad tattoos.

Ugliest Tattoos: Bad, Awful & Horrible tattoos - The Gallery of Regrets (http://ugliesttattoos.com/)

You find some good sites hheath, I was looking at that thatwillbuffout one earlier :D

thank you ^_^

I think I love my puter even more now, if that was possible. I accidentally washed and dryed the remote to my computer with my laundry. It came apart and the battery rattled around by itself. I put it back together, and it STILL WORKS! I LOVE apple technology ^_^

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Just thought I'd share.

:eek: yukky yukky yuk yuk, I'm not sleeping tonight! :eek:

Spiders aren't allowed in the living quarters of my home. However, if they're in the basement or the garage, I'll generally leave them alone.

:eek: yukky yukky yuk yuk, I'm not sleeping tonight! :eek:

Revenge IS sweet. Who knew? That's what you get for living somewhere warm :p

Nerd girls have never been so hott.

YouTube - watchtheguild's Channel (http://www.youtube.com/user/watchtheguild#p/u/15/urNyg1ftMIU)

:eek: yukky yukky yuk yuk, I'm not sleeping tonight! :eek:

Shazzy! You changed your hair doo and your avatar is alive!

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just thought I'd share.

Spiders are our friends!

Personally I like spiders. I find that too many people are only afraid of them because they think they're supposed to be, or the fear was instilled in them as children.

Remember, my ex is an entomologist, so I get to hear a lot about our insect friends. Every year he does a bug fair. He also does a fair where part of the museum is all spiders, you can walk among them, see them spinning their webs, even watch them being fed. I wish I could go at least once. One day I will.

The fact is, there aren't that many venomous spiders out there. The chances of running into one are so slim you have better odds winning the lottery.

Just read Charlotte's Web, spiders are cool! :)