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southerngalps
Jan 21, 2010, 09:51 AM
Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect girls getaway trip -
Shopping, casinos, massages, facials.
Two days before the group is to leave Mary's husband puts his foot down and tells her she isn't going.
Mary's friends are very upset that she can't go, but what can they do.
Two days later the three get to the hotel only to find Mary sitting in the bar drinking a glass of wine.
"Wow, how long you been here and how did you talk your husband into letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since last night. Yesterday evening I was sitting on the couch and my husband came up behind me and put hands over my eyes and said 'Guess who'?" I pulled his hands off to find all he was wearing was his birthday suit. He took my hand and led me to our bedroom.
The room was scented with perfume, had two dozen candles and rose petals all over. On the bed, he had handcuffs and ropes! He told me to tie and cuff him to the bed, so I did. And then he said, "Now, you can do whatever you want."
So here I am.

spitvenom
Jan 21, 2010, 09:56 AM
HAHAAHA that is a good one!

Just Dahlia
Jan 21, 2010, 12:00 PM
I Lovvvvvvveeeee it:D

Cat1864
Jan 21, 2010, 12:59 PM
I love the reverse gender roles in this telling of it. :D

artlady
Jan 21, 2010, 01:08 PM
Good one! And short enough that I can remember it without messing it up.Thanks :)

mudweiser
Jan 21, 2010, 01:26 PM
I sure hope she left him a sandwich.

Haha

Catsmine
Jan 21, 2010, 02:47 PM
Ewww

Who's going to wash the sheets?

mudweiser
Jan 21, 2010, 03:05 PM
Ewww

who's gonna wash the sheets?

The woman of course.

twinkiedooter
Jan 21, 2010, 06:46 PM
I like this one. Never saw it coming!!

sergie
Jan 21, 2010, 06:49 PM
Bad Bad Bad wife! :D,

Unknown008
Jan 22, 2010, 10:27 AM
Now now... where did I saw that one, but the roles were inversed and it was about hunting instead... hmmm

Anyway, nice joke! :)

southerngalps
Jan 22, 2010, 10:47 AM
Short simple and funny :) I think I might have heard the hunting one too.